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[otisdeezer]

Here's one about man vs God

he who is...does
He who wasn't...doesn't

[navelfluff]

Slogan:
Skeptics - trying to make common sense common

T-shirt:
SKEPTIC FOR HIRE
Will abolish ghosts, evil spirits and psychic powers using negative skeptic aura (AKA science and common sense)

[Mad_Scientist_Working]

Does my mother count? 
If you really wanted to learn more all you had to do was remain serious and ask the person some questions.  Then you quietly leave and then break down in laughter.-In reference to the Bigfoot store

[Vern]

Intelligent Design:  A gallant attempt at undermining science by resorting to absurdity. Championed by cdesign proponentsists at the Dishonesty Institute.
Hey. We all make mistakes.

[tony atkinson]

Dr Christopher Riche Evans (1931 – 10 October 1979), psychologist and author

"if the motor car had evolved as fast as the computer, and over the same time period, "Today you would be able to buy a Rolls-Royce for £35, it would do three million miles to the gallon, and it would deliver enough power to drive the QE2 And if you were interested in miniaturisation, you could place half a dozen of them on a pinhead."

[Shelley]

I can't remember where I heard this one, so I don't have a source, but I've always loved it:

"Statistics are like condoms. No one really likes to use them, but nobody will do science with you if you don't."

[PhilPhil]

Here's one authored by me, inspired by religious people I know.

There is no mind as sick as the righteous, because they see evil in everything but themselves.

[stands2reason]

Perhaps some Douglas Adams quotes are in order...

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."

"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

[Yarbo]

Feeling better is not the same as being better.

James Randi

[Skeptic Bilby...]

How about... "Bullshit Baffles Brains"? Thats what my mother used to say to me when I asked why people were telling BS....

[runnah]

Question Everything!
(except for this)

[Batmaz]

Question Everything!
(except for this)

As it says in my signature:
"You don't like it, go somewhere else. Another universe, where the rules are simpler."
[Richard Feynman]

[stands2reason]

So, did anyone win?

[drywhitewhine]

We all win.  In the human race, just to get to compete is surely a prize beyond measure.

[Jenni]

On the subject of Douglas Adams quotes how about

'the guide is definitive, reality is frequently inaccurate'

... or not