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Re: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire (1996 - ?)
« Reply #465 on: Jun 07, 2012, 10:44:13 AM »
I bet the word was "Arya"

Or something.

Hey, anyone have any idea why towards the end of book four when Jaime frees Edmure from the gallows and he's taking a bath in Jaime's tent and Tom o'Sevens is brought into the tent to play Edmure has such a visceral reaction to him? I think he said something like "No, anyone but you!" or something.. but I can't imagine why.

I'm also pretty excited for Tom o'Sevens to open the postern at Riverrun and let in the Brotherhood or whatever they're called so that they can murder all of the Freys in their sleep.
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« Reply #466 on: Jun 07, 2012, 02:24:56 PM »
I bet she said "sword".  As in "I changed my mind. I know when you asked 'Noose or Sword' I originally said noose.  But now that you are going to hang Pod, I now chose Sword."

But it would be great if she said HODOR!

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« Reply #467 on: Jun 07, 2012, 02:44:36 PM »
By the way.. one of the few times in my life that I've actually laughed out loud at something in a book was in book three when Bran, Jojen, Meera, and Hodor were hiding out in the Queenstower and Hodor was freaking out and Bran shouts "Hodor, stop hodoring!".
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« Reply #468 on: Jun 07, 2012, 02:59:31 PM »
By the way.. one of the few times in my life that I've actually laughed out loud at something in a book was in book three when Bran, Jojen, Meera, and Hodor were hiding out in the Queenstower and Hodor was freaking out and Bran shouts "Hodor, stop hodoring!".

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« Reply #469 on: Jun 07, 2012, 03:11:51 PM »
My favourite line from the book that made me actually laugh out loud was at
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He is told to hurry up with the bedding and he responds by grabbing his newlywed and saying "Come, wife, time to smash your portcullis. I want to play come-into-the-castle."
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Re: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire (1996 - ?)
« Reply #470 on: Jun 07, 2012, 07:29:28 PM »
I'm also pretty excited for Tom o'Sevens to open the postern at Riverrun and let in the Brotherhood or whatever they're called so that they can murder all of the Freys in their sleep.

Now that you mention that, it would appear Brienne is leading Jaime away so he's not caught up in an impending assault on the Freys. Which highlights the story she fed him about Sansa and the Hound as being more than some petty trap that's completely uncharacteristic of her.

Which now reraises the question of WHAT WAS THAT BLOODY WORD?

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« Reply #471 on: Jun 07, 2012, 07:48:39 PM »
But then who's to say what she said even saved her? Thoros of Myr's power of resurrection is the ultimate test of loyalty. If Brienne doesn't admit to turning her cloak in her final seconds, chances are she's still loyal.

Maybe caetlyn's "hang them" was more of a "administer the test"

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« Reply #472 on: Apr 15, 2013, 04:58:41 AM »
All right, I finally got around to buying book five.

I super despise GRRM again. I'm not sure how spoilery I need to be but I'm operating under the assumption that

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« Reply #473 on: Apr 15, 2013, 07:28:40 AM »
All right, I finally got around to buying book five.

I super despise GRRM again. I'm not sure how spoilery I need to be but I'm operating under the assumption that

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« Reply #474 on: Apr 15, 2013, 08:13:45 AM »
All right, I finally got around to buying book five.

I super despise GRRM again. I'm not sure how spoilery I need to be but I'm operating under the assumption that

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I actually agree with your first point, but as to your second.. I dunno. He doesn't have any of the physical traits that would make that make sense, unless I'm way off base.
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« Reply #475 on: Apr 15, 2013, 08:19:39 AM »
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« Reply #476 on: Apr 15, 2013, 08:29:36 AM »
I actually agree with your first point, but as to your second.. I dunno. He doesn't have any of the physical traits that would make that make sense, unless I'm way off base.

Yeah, check out the essay at Tower of the Hand. It's pretty undeniable. And absolutely brilliant. It's like evolution - no one piece of evidence proves it, but taken all together...

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Re: George R. R. Martin - A Song of Ice and Fire (1996 - ?)
« Reply #477 on: Apr 15, 2013, 08:32:55 AM »
I personally think the most interesting story line of the last book was that of the young Griff.
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« Reply #478 on: Apr 15, 2013, 11:04:39 AM »
I personally think the most interesting story line of the last book was that of the young Griff.

I don't dislike the storyline, I just dislike the fact that he introduced a new storyline in book 5 when he can't even contain all of the existing storylines in one book.
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« Reply #479 on: Apr 15, 2013, 11:46:33 AM »
I personally think the most interesting story line of the last book was that of the young Griff.

I don't dislike the storyline, I just dislike the fact that he introduced a new storyline in book 5 when he can't even contain all of the existing storylines in one book.

I get where you are coming from.  But I do not think he introduced that storyline in book 5.  The characters - yes.  To be sure.  But the storyline......   No.  I think the issue is he took way too fucking long to get to the point where Tyrion goes east.  I imagine that before he wrote his "Brienne tours war torn westeros" series of short stories (seriously - why didn't you publish them as a book of short stories Martin...)  Young Griff was to be a player by the end of book 2 the beginning of book 3 at the latest.
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