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Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« on: Aug 16, 2008, 02:41:14 AM »


A campy dish of a movie about a hot Japanese ninja girl in a school girl uniform taking revenge on a gang of kids that kill her little brother, but she's only got ONE ARM with a GATLING GUN!!!1!!  It's 38% Quinten Taratino, 5% Evil Dead, 13% live-action anime, and 87% Troma (who brought you such great films as Sar Worms II: Attack of the Pleasure Pods and Blood Sisters of Lesbian Sin) and ALL JAPANESE!!1!!!1

You can't look at the key word searches for this movie on IMDB and NOT be impressed!!!!11  Kicked in the groin, Trousers, Flying Head, Apple, Mutilated Corpse, Self Cannibalism!!1! What wafts of awesome emanate from this gem of a diamonds in the rough!!1!??/?/!11

How can you turn down a movie that looks like this[/i[/size]]:??/?::



or has these great tits!?::!::?


For those of you that can handle ridiculously copious amounts of BLOOD and absolutely no plot twists, this movie has it all for you!!1!!
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Re: Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« Reply #1 on: Aug 16, 2008, 02:52:07 AM »
I heard about this movie a while ago... Fucking digg. >_< (I am glad to say I almost never use the website anymore, only rarely do I check it to see "what's hot" with the morons and typically it is pictures of tits or something they have no experience in)

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Re: Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« Reply #2 on: Aug 16, 2008, 08:40:05 AM »
Can you imagine actually letting your daughter put on a school girl uniform? There is something hypnotic about plaid.
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Re: Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« Reply #3 on: Aug 16, 2008, 09:29:50 AM »
Can you imagine actually letting your daughter put on a school girl uniform? There is something hypnotic about plaid.


pfffft...it was actually a black skirt during the whole movie.  There were a few gratuitous white panty shots, tho!!
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 16, 2008, 10:06:13 AM »
Can you imagine actually letting your daughter put on a school girl uniform? There is something hypnotic about plaid.


pfffft...it was actually a black skirt during the whole movie.  There were a few gratuitous white panty shots, tho!!

U got a uniform? ;D
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Re: Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« Reply #5 on: Aug 16, 2008, 02:56:18 PM »
I haven't seen it yet, but Big Man Japan might have it beat...

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Re: Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« Reply #6 on: Aug 16, 2008, 10:16:40 PM »
Oh THIS movie...i put this on my netflix que sometime ago and ended up watching it on my projector with some buddies.  All i could say aftwords was "uhm....this movie was awesome.  Awesome, but, hmm....  Just hmmm..."   :D  Not what I was expecting i guess....the reviews said it was 'fun for the whole family'.

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Re: Machine Girl! - Best Worst Movie EV-AR
« Reply #7 on: Aug 16, 2008, 10:34:24 PM »
Oh THIS movie...i put this on my netflix que sometime ago and ended up watching it on my projector with some buddies.  All i could say aftwords was "uhm....this movie was awesome.  Awesome, but, hmm....  Just hmmm..."   :D  Not what I was expecting i guess....the reviews said it was 'fun for the whole family'.

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Fun for the whole family???  I'd hardly call excessive amounts of blood and violence a family fair....hence what makes this movie SO AWESOME!
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 17, 2008, 01:28:32 PM »
I am SO seeing this
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