Proof that it's a hoax is that she's letting them grow the wires grow out of her.
I mean, get that poor woman to the hospital!!
First, the emergency room, then to the psych ward!
I mean, if had things growing out of me, I couldn't care why they were, I'd be calling 911, not letting my sister trim them!
Now another thing: could they please come up with hoaxes that weren't, like, totally gross!!!
I mean I still haven't gotten over that barf-enducing cadaver in Montawk!