"Hello Jenny, perhaps you would like to tell us where you went to med school?"
"Well I started a Nursing degree at Southern Illinois University Carbondale. But I quickly realised I needed money to help pay for study so I quit and became a Playboy model instead."
"So you didn't finish university and have no recognised degree that is in anyway related to modern medicine?"
"Of course my breasts are real!"
"Alright, I had breast a enlargement. I was the pioneering patient for a revolutionary new technique, the surgeon removed unused brain tissue and put it to better use by implanting it into my chest."
"...Right, but just so we all are clear, you have no medical training that would qualify you to give medical advice to the public."
"No sir, I believe it is you who doesn't have a medical degree. Why should I have to have a medical degree if you don't? You are a hypotenuse!"
"You mean hypocrite?"
"What are you talking about, I never said it was the mercury".
"It says right here, 'I'm Jenny Macarthy and its the Mercury'."
"I used to be a Playboy model, and I think that if I am smart enough to take off my clothes I am more than qualified to inform the public on the dangers of Mars."
"You mean Mercury?"
"That's right, Playboy playmate of the year 1994."