Well, I happen to be a therianthropic international spy that can shapeshift into a kitten an prick my claws into peoples pant legs until they give up their deepest secrets.... DUH
No? Not buyin it? Damn.... OOOOOR it could start with the first part of my last name and end with the critter that people equate me to most often. But the first answer is MUCH more accurate, sillypants!