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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #150 on: September 01, 2011, 10:48:17 AM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

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Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets,
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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #151 on: September 01, 2011, 12:43:47 PM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

Verily Hippopotamus Solutions LLC

Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets, how
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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #152 on: September 01, 2011, 09:57:17 PM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

Verily Hippopotamus Solutions LLC

Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets, how don't

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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #153 on: September 02, 2011, 09:13:40 AM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

Verily Hippopotamus Solutions LLC

Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets, how don't you know
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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #154 on: September 23, 2016, 04:05:53 PM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

Verily Hippopotamus Solutions LLC

Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets, how don't you know bipole

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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #155 on: September 23, 2016, 04:43:03 PM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

Verily Hippopotamus Solutions LLC

Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets, how don't you know bipole dynamics
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Re: Cool story bro.
« Reply #156 on: September 27, 2016, 02:23:38 PM »
Darkness enclosed my field, while above the house a glowing swarm of angry fireflies gathered. Idly, Ellen glanced up at Mecca Godzilla crashing into the garage while snorting preprocessed, golden oxen. Ellen was completely and obviously stoned.

"Wheeeee..."

"Alexander, get me another Brandy flavoured Shotgun-shaped Dildo."

Mecca Godzilla cursed his fortune with running tears.

Meanwhile, I caught syphilis from a passing gaggle of geese. I wish I had restrained myself this time. Alas, the geese enticed me with their pates and large assortment of flavored condoms.

Verily Hippopotamus Solutions LLC

Inconceivable means nothing, unless it justifies alliteration.  Of Orangatang dreams however, I'm uncertain that they can visualize fireflies dancing by the moonlight to the beat of an obscure Tango.

Mecca Godzilla hates repetition. Obviously Ellen does dozens of repetitive dance instructors in succesion. Several years into the future they will establish a Mecca Theme Park. Unbeknownst to jaypee, magnetism caused his gonorrhea. Fuckin' magnets, how don't you know bipole dynamics from

 

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