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Author Topic: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence  (Read 148640 times)

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Offline seaotter

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Re: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence
« Reply #6750 on: May 23, 2015, 11:38:27 AM »
Uuuuvggggghhhhh....... Ham.
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Re: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence
« Reply #6751 on: May 25, 2015, 03:23:52 PM »
A Muslim televangelist has reportedly claimed that men who masturbate will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/25/masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife-claims-muslim-televangelist-5215134/#ixzz3bBSeL52x
Amend and resubmit.

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Re: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence
« Reply #6752 on: May 25, 2015, 08:35:29 PM »
A Muslim televangelist has reportedly claimed that men who masturbate will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/25/masturbating-men-will-find-their-hands-pregnant-in-the-afterlife-claims-muslim-televangelist-5215134/#ixzz3bBSeL52x

and therefore you shouldn't masturbate, or, if you're a woman you shouldn't have sex with a man, because pregnancy is awful...?
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Re: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence
« Reply #6753 on: May 26, 2015, 06:02:18 PM »
Listening to a lecture by a guy with a thick Chinese accent and the speech patterns of Christopher walken.

 

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