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Offline petrolpetal

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Re: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence
« Reply #6855 on: August 29, 2015, 02:36:40 PM »
Ladies. Tits are not a remote control for life.

Tell us what happened, Anders ... tits, remote control, life??? ... Spit it all out !!!

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Re: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence
« Reply #6856 on: August 29, 2015, 02:43:44 PM »
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/08/21/Florida-woman-flashes-breasts-to-judge-in-court/1671440180598/

I heard it on Radio Dead Air's "What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?" segment. One of their rules for life is "a gun is not a remote control for life". Others include "it's not a pocket" (for people who store stuff in their orifices) and "nothing is sexy at the Wal-Mart".
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