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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #15 on: Aug 30, 2010, 09:07:07 PM »
nice thread! :rimshot:

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #17 on: Aug 30, 2010, 11:21:26 PM »
Do you do commissions?  Do you have a guess on how much a commissioned dress or jacket would be?  Would you be able to make my girlfriend look like Mary Tyler Moore?

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #18 on: Aug 30, 2010, 11:47:05 PM »
Do you do commissions?  Do you have a guess on how much a commissioned dress or jacket would be?  Would you be able to make my girlfriend look like Mary Tyler Moore?

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That is an adorable coat!  I would need to buy the pattern, the fabric and then it would be 50-75$ on top of that.   :)
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #19 on: Aug 30, 2010, 11:49:23 PM »
Pattern?  You mean you don't just wing it?

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I'm kidding, of course.

I've done commissions on a million things, including clothing, but never sewing.  I have no idea how much even a ballpark estimate would be for a coat.

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #20 on: Aug 31, 2010, 08:11:44 AM »
New outfit.  Embroidered jean skirt and knit blouse.  I'm not thrilled with the fit of either.  Both need a bit of work still.






I see what you mean. The skirt's taper doesn't really suit your figure. It kinda bags a little just under your hips. I think it would work better either tight enough to follow your curves properly or a bit wider at the top so you can get a more conical, gradual taper.

The blouse is similar to a knit one my wife has. Based upon the look of her blouse, I suspect yours would work nicely if you brought it in a bit just under your chest to create a more boobalicious look. If you have a swoop of fabric under the visible area that matches the edge that goes from your shoulder to your hip then you already have the foundation for creating a "lift and separate" look.

As a bonus the blouse would then provide some additional support, making it a good one to wear with an older bra. I bring this up because it seems all the well endowed women I know seem to have a few older bras around that no longer provide the support they need, but are JUST intact enough to not justify throwing them out. As a result they linger in something of a "last resort bra" status for months to years, never getting enough use to finish them off. Shirts with some built-in support then become something of a Dr Kevorkian for old bras, giving them just enough use to put them out of their misery.
« Last Edit: Aug 31, 2010, 01:54:48 PM by Wakefield »
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #21 on: Aug 31, 2010, 01:15:59 PM »
Wakefield's gay, everyone.  I got your proof right here.  :P

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #22 on: Aug 31, 2010, 02:09:33 PM »
Wakefield's gay, everyone.  I got your proof right here.  :P

I would like to point out that being able to make intelligent, articulate and specific comments about an article of clothing and how it fits a woman completely bypasses the chick flick cliche of the guy being trapped by the question "Does this make me look fat?" (For the record, a mismatch between the curve of clothing and the curves of the woman will make ANY woman look fat. Sadly, clothing manufactures don't use a standardized set of French curves to rate the hips, legs and other aspects of their outfits so mismatches are pretty much guaranteed.)

Such commentary also demonstrates an awareness of the plight of women when shopping for clothing. Men get inseam, waist, different cuts and a variety of other criteria when buying pants, shorts and the like. Women get vague, useless descriptions like "Size 16 Petite" that varies from one manufacturer to the next and even from one product line to the next from the SAME manufacturer. It takes women so long to shop for clothing because the initial parameters given them are vague crap.

Being able to offer specific constructive criticism means when shopping with a woman you can suggest specific things she can look for in the next item she tries on. This means she spends less time trying on clothing that doesn't fit thus making the shopping trip shorter. When your significant other comes to see your opinions upon clothing as valuable advice, she comes to trust your judgment, which means you can easily suggest sexy attire that she'll not only try on, but be willing to wear when you tell her that yes it looks sexy as Hell.

Men, sit down and watch a season of "Project Runway" with your significant other. You'll end up with shorter, more pleasant shopping trips, a SO with more clothing that you like seeing her wear and you'll get to watch her play dress-up in vampy attire of your choosing. There really is no long term down side.
« Last Edit: Aug 31, 2010, 02:12:11 PM by Wakefield »
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #23 on: Aug 31, 2010, 02:12:56 PM »
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #24 on: Aug 31, 2010, 05:56:14 PM »
Well I welcome Wakefield's commentary and this blouse pattern is going on the resell list while I look for one that will fit better and the skirt is on the "must be made with significant modifications" list.  As for the outfit I've made some changes to make the skirt fit better if still not perfect and will wear it all because the knit fabric was a)expensive and b) feels so soft and c) is my favorite color. 
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #25 on: Aug 31, 2010, 10:09:47 PM »
Seriously, if Wakefield weren't married I'd attack him in a sexy way. Mostly because he doesn't just bitch about things like this.

But this is funda's thread, so I'll just add that I like the embroidered bit on the back end of the skirt. You look to have a figure similar to mine (eg, wide hips that taper abruptly into legs). I usually sit pants below my "true waist" so that they hug the bottom of my hips - other wise I'd end up having to get pants with legs that I could probably swim in.

I definitely think the shirt would be more flattering if it hugged your body more closely. I'm not talking spandex-type hugging, but more along the lines of following the curves you have. As bad as this sounds, it makes you look blobby/unformed. :(

Something is bothering me about the cut of the skirt, but I don't know if I think it should flare more or the-opposite-of-flare more.

You should just always be wearing that black dress you showed us earlier in the thread ;D

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #26 on: Sep 01, 2010, 08:14:16 AM »
Wakefield is the Alan Alda of this forum  ;D

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #27 on: Sep 01, 2010, 08:32:51 AM »
You know I rather like Alan Alda.  :laugh:
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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #28 on: Sep 01, 2010, 08:34:23 AM »
You know I rather like Alan Alda.  :laugh:
I think everybody does except the trolls/douchebags.  ;)

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Re: Skeptical Seamstress
« Reply #29 on: Sep 01, 2010, 08:45:20 AM »
You know I rather like Alan Alda.  :laugh:

Alan Alda played an Atheist Republican presidential candidate in the final season of The West Wing.  He was uber-likable.  There was even a scene where he and Martin sheen sit around eating ice cream and talking about their feelings.

He's the best.


 

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