Yeah, not original, but mildly entertaining, especially if you're half as narcissistic as I am.
Google you name and list what other people with your name are doing with it. You don't have to tell us what your name is, of course. And if you do, I can't promise that we won't estalk you.
Other people who have my name are:
1. A Director for Research Development at the Schroeder Institute. Whatever that is. This one also has a PhD and "also holds an appointment as Associate Professor (Adjunct) in the Department of Oncology at Georgetown University Medical Center and is a member of the Lombardi Comprehensive Cancer Center." Holy shit, she's smart. She also advocates evidence based medicine. \o/
2. A volleyball player (and 6' 2")
3. Children's book author.