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Offline Cybrmynd

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Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« on: Oct 03, 2010, 09:20:52 AM »
Whether or not you continue to like The Simpsons, many will agree that some classic jokes, moments and gags have stood the test of time. I certainly left The Simpson's as they jumped the shark, but still get teary-eyed when I come across a classic line.

So, this is the posting ground for any classic The Simpson's lines you can think of, or that you think are particularly memorable. Either by quotes, or by a clip:

Here we go:

The Simpsons - Steamed Hams


What the Hell was that?


Some of my favorite moments.

If you got any, post em here.
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #1 on: Oct 03, 2010, 11:28:04 AM »
He found this monkey-like creature in the cartoon.

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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #2 on: Oct 03, 2010, 12:07:31 PM »
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #3 on: Oct 03, 2010, 01:22:31 PM »
"Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"

"Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"

"I don't know"
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #4 on: Oct 03, 2010, 02:15:45 PM »
 "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #5 on: Oct 03, 2010, 02:43:11 PM »
"Homer, he prefers the company of men."
"Who doesn't?"
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #6 on: Oct 03, 2010, 08:42:25 PM »
I can't find a clip, but it's from the monorail episode:

"Batman's a scientist!"

("Homer, there's a man here who can help you."

--"Batman?"

"It's a scientist."

--"Batman's a scientist!")
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #7 on: Oct 03, 2010, 08:57:35 PM »
"Oh, they have the internet on computers now" - Homer
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #8 on: Oct 03, 2010, 09:40:46 PM »
"eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding"

- Homer
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #9 on: Oct 03, 2010, 10:45:37 PM »
Its my new scent 'Smellin' of Troy'
-Troy McClure

In fact that whole episode, 'A Fish Called Selma' is brilliant.
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #10 on: Oct 04, 2010, 12:15:51 AM »
(Homer thinking, "Don't tell him you were at a bar!")

"It's a pornography store.  I was buying pornography."

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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #11 on: Oct 04, 2010, 07:15:28 AM »
You are not Ganesh.  Ganesh is graceful.
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #12 on: Oct 05, 2010, 11:04:40 AM »
Homer: "Ok, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me, but let's get this done so I can get back to killing you with beer."

Homer's Brain: "It's a deal!"
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #13 on: Oct 05, 2010, 11:33:28 AM »
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man"
"I don't know why; it's a perfectly cromulent word"
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Re: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?
« Reply #14 on: Oct 05, 2010, 11:35:37 AM »
Lisa "Dad, What's a muppet?"

Homer: "Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man..."

[laughs hysterically]

Homer: "So to answer your question, I don't know."
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