Topic: Your favourite Simpsons quotes?

[JoelWhy]

A couple of of my favs:

The Simpsons - Gun Shop

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[stonesean]

Is it about my cube?

Either my wife or I will say "Is it about my cube?" at least once a week to each other.

[Chew]

Police Chief Wiggum to Ralph: "You know you're not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"

[superdave]

Five bees to a quarter we'd say!

[Green Ideas]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

(after Homer got expelled from the "Frying Dutch" in an "All You Can Eat" night)

[T.A.P.O.R.]

"I hope I didn't brain my damage" after eating the insanity pepper

[postwaste]

Homer to Bart "I want to share something with you. The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1 'Cover for me' Number 2 'Oh, good idea boss' Number three ' It was like that when I got here."

Also Homer to Bart "When a woman says nothings wrong, every things wrong. When a woman says every things wrong, EVERY THINGS WRONG. And when she says somethings not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off."

[D'oh!]

"Have the Rolling Stones killed."

the ramones in the simpsons (song only)

[JoelWhy]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

(after Homer got expelled from the "Frying Dutch" in an "All You Can Eat" night)

I also like "It's a thorny legal issue, all right.  I'll need to refer to the case of Finders v. Keepers. "

[Da5id]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my case against "The Never-Ending Story"!

(after Homer got expelled from the "Frying Dutch" in an "All You Can Eat" night)

I also like "It's a thorny legal issue, all right.  I'll need to refer to the case of Finders v. Keepers. "

My favourite Lionel Hutz quote/moment is:

Lionel Hutz: Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she *forgot* that bottle of... delicious... bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors... so tempting.
[holds the bottle to his ear]
Lionel Hutz: [whispering] What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!
[puts it down]
Lionel Hutz: Excuse me.
[he runs out of the courtroom, finds a payphone and quickly dials]
Lionel Hutz: Hello, David? I'm really tempted!
David Crosby: Just take it one day at a time, and know that I love you.
Lionel Hutz: I love you too, man.

[postwaste]

Fat Tony: "I don't get mad, I get stabby."

[superdave]

Homer: “Did Frank Lloyd Wright have to deal with all this criticsm?”

Lisa: “Actually, Frank Lloyd Wright endured a lot of criticsm.”

Homer: "Lisa, I don't know who Frank Lloyd Wright is.”

Lisa: “You just said his name!”

Homer: “I was just putting words together!”

This is from memory, i've been looking for the clip

[Chew]

Dentist: "Now Lisa, so you won't be scared, I'll show you the tools I'll be using. This is the Poker. This is the Scraper. And this happy little fellow is the Gouger. The first thing I have to do is chisel some bone out of your jaw. Hold still while I gas you."

[T.A.P.O.R.]

Dentist: "Now Lisa, so you won't be scared, I'll show you the tools I'll be using. This is the Poker. This is the Scraper. And this happy little fellow is the Gouger. The first thing I have to do is chisel some bone out of your jaw. Hold still while I gas you."

I had some bone gouged out of my jaw a couple of years ago.
Strange sensation to hear the bone crunch, but not to be able to feel it.

Back on topic "aw we done bad" from when Homer goes to university and breaks the jar of bees.

[D'oh!]

"Lies make Baby Jesus cry."

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"Where's your messiah now, Flanders?"

Where's your messiah now, Flanders?

"Me fail English?  That's unpossible!"

Me fail English?