Topic: The Twitter Thread--A Thread of Great Consequence

[Skeptress]

Is it possible to have your lungs pumped?

[Anders]

What do you mean pumped? Like somach pumping?

[Skeptress]

What do you mean pumped? Like somach pumping?

Yes, to get all the gunk out of them.  Just breathing is hard work. 

[Anders]

There's something called Bronchoalveolar lavage, but it's used as a diagnostic tool, not to treat anything. Have you seen a doctor? What does ze say? And if not, why the Hell not? Have you tried decongestants?

[GodSlayer]

What do you mean pumped? Like somach pumping?

Yes, to get all the gunk out of them.  Just breathing is hard work. 

do a handstand* and cough lots? or is it infected gunk that clings on pretty well?

*or just bend over and touch your toes, if you want to be sensible about it.

d'you have any kind of inhaler?

[pandamonium]

happy Bunsen day, birthday. in celebration of your exit from the womb, I'm going to have a beer. thank you for supplying plausible excuses for my drinking habit.

[GodSlayer]

happy Bunsen day, birthday. in celebration of your exit from the womb, I'm going to have a beer. thank you for supplying plausible excuses for my drinking habit.

why do you get to celebrate that feat more than once?

I mean...suppose we used the Mayan calendar, instead ...would we think this sort of thing quite significant every 3-400 days or so?

[AQB24712]

Since I'm not usually on over the weekend...

An early Happy Birthday SQ the ΣΛ/IGMд on Sunday. 

Happy birthday, cousin!  Enjoy your freebies and your haircut! 

[GodSlayer]

do you guys know each others birthdays, or does it just come up on the forum?

(does anybody else just choose an arbitrary date for their birthday on forums?)

[Bunsen]

happy Bunsen day, birthday. in celebration of your exit from the womb, I'm going to have a beer. thank you for supplying plausible excuses for my drinking habit.

When I was a kid, I earnestly believed that they threw a birthday parade for me every year on television.  I didn't understand why other kids didn't get one.

[AQB24712]

do you guys know each others birthdays, or does it just come up on the forum?

(does anybody else just choose an arbitrary date for their birthday on forums?)

Yes, yes, and uh, nooo.

(Some people's birthdays are on the calendar.)

happy Bunsen day, birthday. in celebration of your exit from the womb, I'm going to have a beer. thank you for supplying plausible excuses for my drinking habit.

When I was a kid, I earnestly believed that they threw a birthday parade for me every year on television.  I didn't understand why other kids didn't get one.

Aww, cute li'l Bunsen.  It's because the other kids were Bad Kids.

[DK]

Happy Birthday SQ!

Is it possible to put 'smashed the laptop with a large hammer due to frustration' on an insurance claim form and for it to be approved?

I'm asking for a friend.

[GodSlayer]

happy Bunsen day, birthday. in celebration of your exit from the womb, I'm going to have a beer. thank you for supplying plausible excuses for my drinking habit.

When I was a kid, I earnestly believed that they threw a birthday parade for me every year on television.  I didn't understand why other kids didn't get one.

...is your name Patrick?

[Bunsen]

happy Bunsen day, birthday. in celebration of your exit from the womb, I'm going to have a beer. thank you for supplying plausible excuses for my drinking habit.

When I was a kid, I earnestly believed that they threw a birthday parade for me every year on television.  I didn't understand why other kids didn't get one.

...is your name Patrick?

God, no.

[Anders]

Remember, Sunday is waffles' day. Everyone should make and eat waffles.