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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #495 on: Apr 27, 2012, 03:47:01 AM »
When my mom combs her long-haired cat he yowls, growls and grabs her arm... then places his teeth very lightly in contact with her skin, as if he was saying: "I'll do it! I'll bite you! Not one more rake with the comb! Ok, I didn't bite you this time! But I will next time! I'm not kidding here!..."
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #496 on: Apr 29, 2012, 02:57:23 AM »
My cat now decides that I have to come and tuck him in. He stands on his pillow and screams until I come and pet him. Then he slowly dozes off. That cat is the most spoiled cat in the universe. But why have pets if you don't get to spoil them?
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #497 on: Apr 29, 2012, 07:48:55 AM »
"It ain't spoilin' if you deserve it."   Sgt. Max Greevey
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #498 on: Apr 30, 2012, 09:08:27 AM »
<a href="http://youtu.be/X2T-GaZsON8" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://youtu.be/X2T-GaZsON8</a>
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #499 on: May 05, 2012, 10:47:39 AM »
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Why does this look like crap on youtube but great on my computer?  Never mind cute anyway.
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #500 on: May 05, 2012, 06:27:12 PM »
Youtube video compression is intended to be fast, not good.

She is adorable regardless. :)
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #501 on: May 24, 2012, 06:57:35 PM »
Normally I'm all breeder non grata, but this one got me. 

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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #502 on: May 25, 2012, 11:28:13 AM »
Clipfest in honor of Maru's fifth birthday.

まるです4。-I am Maru 4.-
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #503 on: May 26, 2012, 05:42:15 AM »
Anuri The Baby Polar Bear


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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #504 on: Jun 08, 2012, 05:16:38 PM »
Dog adopts baby chimp.
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #505 on: Jun 11, 2012, 02:48:03 PM »
Both from facebook from two different people, but so cute.



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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #506 on: Jun 11, 2012, 03:01:54 PM »


Show of hands, how many of you were reminded of an ex by that image?
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #507 on: Jun 11, 2012, 09:00:30 PM »
Show of hands, how many of you were reminded of an ex by that image?

Actually it reminds me most of a girl who wasnt even an ex, just a friend.
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #508 on: Jun 11, 2012, 09:31:27 PM »


Show of hands, how many of you were reminded of an ex by that image?

Oh god.  I put up with that for 2 years.
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Re: You 'daaaw' you lose
« Reply #509 on: Jun 12, 2012, 03:47:52 AM »
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