Here we go:
1 –
Queen Elizabeth II – 84 – Head of State for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth and a few other things as well.
2 –
George H.W. Bush – 86 – Wubyas pop. He must be so proud.
3 –
Pete Doherty – 31 – Drug addict and wannabe Byron
4 –
Keith Richards – 66 – Rock God
5 –
Amy Winehouse – 27 – Drug Addict and tabloid star.
6 –
Nelson Mandela – 92 – Terrorist and Spice Girls fan.
7 –
Terry Pratchett - 62 - Wizzard
8 –
John Goodman – 58 – Bigger than Rosanne.
9 –
Kim Jong-il – 69/70 – North Korea's biggest film fan.
10 –
Margaret Thatcher – 85 – Will only believe she is dead if a stake has been driven through her heart, decapitated and buried at a crossroads. Just to be sure.
11 –
Pope Benedict XVI – 83 – Ex-Nazi, now Gods PR representative on the Earth.
12 –
Steve Jobs – 55 – Was supposed to have died last year, maybe this year?
13 –
Elizabeth Taylor – 78 – Professional bride.
14 –
Kirk Douglas – 94 – Too many to choose from.
15 –
Stephen Hawkings – 68 – Punched out Homer Simpson.
16 –
Mahmoud Abbas – 75 – Really wishing he was leader of a different country.
17 –
Jackie Chan – 56 – Surprised he's still alive.
18 –
Tom Baker – 76 – Owner of the coolest voice in the world.
19 –
Yoko Ono – 76 – Blamed for Paul McCartney not making decent records.
20 –
Larry Hagman – 79 – Owner of the worlds largest collection of livers.
21 –
Paul Gascoigne – 43 – Singer of the classic Fog on the Tyne.
22 –
Ozzy Osbourne – 62 – Star of MTV Reality TV Show.
23 –
Tom Cruise – 48 – Worlds Smallest Scientologist.
24 –
14th Dalai Lama – 75 – Friend to Hollywood and the Beastie Boys.
25 –
Mickey Rourke – 58 – Trying to sue his plastic surgeon.
