Topic: The 2011 Dead Pool Game

[DK]

Crap, mines well out of date. Updated on the off chance that someone else will pop their clogs.

Here we go:

1 – Queen Elizabeth II – 84 – Head of State for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth and a few other things as well.
2 – George H.W. Bush – 86 – Wubyas pop. He must be so proud.
3 – Pete Doherty – 31 – Drug addict and wannabe Byron
4 – Keith Richards – 66 – Rock God
5 – Amy Winehouse  – 27 – Drug Addict and tabloid star.
Hugh Hefner - 85 - Magazine mogul
6 – Nelson Mandela – 92 – Terrorist and Spice Girls fan.
7 – Terry Pratchett - 62 - Wizzard
8 – John Goodman – 58 – Bigger than Rosanne.
9 – Kim Jong-il – 69/70 – North Korea's biggest film fan.
Stan Lee - 88 - Film extra
10 – Margaret Thatcher – 85 – Will only believe she is dead if a stake has been driven through her heart, decapitated and buried at a crossroads. Just to be sure.
11 – Pope Benedict XVI – 83 – Ex-Nazi, now Gods PR representative on the Earth.
12 – Steve Jobs – 55 – Was supposed to have died last year, maybe this year?
Bill Gates - 56 - Well, why not?
13 – Elizabeth Taylor – 78 – Professional bride.
Donald Sutherland - 75 - Actor
14 – Kirk Douglas – 94 – Too many to choose from.
15 – Stephen Hawkings – 68 – Punched out Homer Simpson.
16 – Mahmoud Abbas – 75 – Really wishing he was leader of a different country.
17 – Jackie Chan – 56 – Surprised he's still alive.
18 – Tom Baker – 76 – Owner of the coolest voice in the world.
19 – Yoko Ono – 76 – Blamed for Paul McCartney not making decent records.
20 – Larry Hagman – 79 – Owner of the worlds largest collection of livers.
21 – Paul Gascoigne – 43 – Singer of the classic Fog on the Tyne.
22 – Ozzy Osbourne – 62 – Star of MTV Reality TV Show.
23 – Tom Cruise – 48 – Worlds Smallest Scientologist.
24 – 14th Dalai Lama – 75 – Friend to Hollywood and the Beastie Boys.
25 – Mickey Rourke – 58 – Trying to sue his plastic surgeon.

[gcason]

1.   Tila Tequila – celebrity (MTV)
2.   Tara Reid – actress (American Pie)
3.   Amy Winehouse – musician
3.   Tyra Banks - Supermodel/TV celebrity
4.   Brittany Spears - musician
5.   Stan Lee – comic  book writer/legend
6.   Harlan Ellison– author (Dangerous Visions)
7.   Charlie Sheen – actor
8.   Fidel Castro – dictator
9.  Michael Douglas - actor
9.   Kim Jong Il – dictator/lunatic
10.   Steve Jobs – CEO
10.  Bill Clinton - Politician
11.   Leonard Nimoy – actor
12.   William Shatner - actor
13.   Terry Pratchett – author (Discworld)
14.   Nancy Pelosi - politician
15.   Bret Michaels – recording artist (Poison)
16.   Steve Van Zandt – musician (E. Street Band)
17.   Gary Rossington – musician (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
18.   William Drayton (Flavor Flav) – musician
19.   Ozzie Osborn – musician
20.   Bobby Bowden –  football coach (FSU)
21.   Paula Abdul – musician/celebrity judge
22.   Mickey Rourke – actor/boxer
23.   Johnny Galecki – actor (Big Bang Theory)
24.   Charles Barkley – NBA star/sports announcer
25.   Richard Morgan Fliehr (Nature Boy Rick Flair) - Professional Wrestler

[Karyn]

1. Bob Barker
2. Fidel Castro
3. Jimmie Carter
4.Hugh Heffner
5. Jack LaLanne
6. Keith Richards
7. Nick Nolte
8. Mel Gibson
9. Carrot Top
10. Courtney Love
11. Gary Buesy
12. Zsa Zsa Gabor
13. Terry Jones
14. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
15. Sharon Osbourn
16. Steve Jobs
17. Sean Connery
18. Sandra Day OConnor
19. Nancy Ragan
20. Osama Bin Laden
21. Linsey Lohan
22. Paris Hilton
23. Stephen Baldwin
24. Christopher Hitchens (yeah, I said it.)
25. Tom Cruise.


I just had to put in some wild cards.

I've never bothered to update my blanks.  Bah....too close to the end of the year at this point.

[Morvis13]

People still die.

I'll try to compile score after xmas.

[andrewclunn]

Fidel Castro
This guy is great at smuggling me good Cubans.

Mohammed Ali
A boxer that isn't supposed to be depicted with imagery.

Andy Griffith
He's got a song stuck in my head and I can't get it out!

Richard Dawson
He hosted Family Feud, so he HAS TO DIE!

Miley Cyrus
She'll die in a car being driven by Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan
She'll die driving drunk while be pleasured by Miley Cyrus.

Michael J. Fox
When he sees that Shia LaBeouf is cast for a remake of Back to the Future, he'll end it all.

Nancy Reagan
And then I'll have to get a new fantasy for my wet dreams.

Paul McCartney
"There can be only one!" - Ringo Starr

Dick Clark
He's still waiting for his balls to drop.

Bob Barker
All those neutered cats are out for revenge!

Christopher Hitchens
 

Dick Cheney
 

Whitney Houston
Heroine for the ages.

Michael Douglas

Douglas was set to star in Tragic Indifference, a courtroom thriller based on a landmark liability case against Ford Motor Company, according to Variety. Douglas will play the attorney who took Ford to court on behalf of a single mother from Texas who was paralyzed and nearly died after an accident.

Stop showing off by getting so in character Douglas!

Roger Ebert
That'll teach to you trash Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo!

Mary Kate Olsen
I have to admit, this one was a coin toss.

Bob Dylan
I saw him in concert this past year.  For the sake of his own music, he needs to die.

Garry Kasparov
When Deep Blue goes SkyNet in October, it will (wisely) target Kasparov first.

Stephen Hawking
But we won't find out until 2012 because he'll have been cleverly replaced by a speak and spell.

Kim Jong-il
The glorious leader shall endeavor to answer the questions of death and mortality!  He shall enter into death and one day return with great knowledge and secret of immortality for all people of DPRK and shall reign in glory and with honor for all eternity!

R. L. Stine
His death will be mundane and not spooky or scary at all.

Jack Nicholson
Why did he leave everything to a bunch of playboy bunnies?  Oh wait, that's not his will, it's his bucket list.

Hugh Hefner
The question is, will his fiancee marry him in time to be "tragically widowed?"

O. J. Simpson
In the shower, with the candlestick.  And then later he gets murdered.

Man, I've only got two so far.  more people need to die!

[jaypee]

OK here goes:

1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Brett Favre (figuratively, if not literally)
3. Jimmy Carter
4. Michael Gambon
5. Joe Paterno
6. Bobby Bowden
7. John Madden
8. Kim John Il <----- still counts!
9. Margaret Thatcher
10. Dan Rooney (Pittsburgh Steelers owner and current ambassador to Ireland)
11. George H.W. Bush
12. Barbara Bush
13. Hugo Chavez
14. Dick Cheney (he may already be dead)
15. Osama Bin Laden <------- Oh and this guy too
16. Hamid Karzai
17. Asif Zardari (President of Pakistan)
18. Yusuf Gillani (PM of Pakistan)
19. "Stormin'" Norman Schwarzkopf
20. Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
21. Robert Duvall
22. Tommy Lee (drummer and noted heroin addict and hepatitis sufferer)
23. Kid Rock (this is really just wishful thinking on my part)
24. Charlie Sheen (by drunken driving accident)
25. Al Davis (owner of the Oakland Raiders)  <----- How did I forget about this?


#13, 16, 17, and 18 I assume will die by assassination or accident.

That's two for me, I'll have to put up a new list today.

That makes three!

[unixTechie]

Isn't there a dead pool for 2012?

[SQ the ΣΛ/IGMд]

Sounds like a volunteering to me. 

Who won?

[Morvis13]

We have a 3 way tie.
Dolomedes, Karyn and DK.

They will have to Jello Wrestle for the prize. It must be video recorded for everyone in this thread to judge who the winner really is.

[DK]

I won? Cool.

[Skulker]

When is the next game starting? I want to sell the spots on my list since it's a sure way to guarantee you will live through the whole year.

[Morvis13]

Anyone can start a thread anytime they want. I'm too lazy.

[Morvis13]

Mods can unstick this thread and sticky the 2012 pls&10Q.