Topic: Caustic Soda

[seaotter]

All the way round the tree!

[GodSlayer]

too many fun things in the Burns ep to even begin to comment on.
good shit.

[GodSlayer]

oh yea, one thing I was going to comment on (re minute 50ish): the interesting evolutionary quirk that makes people repulsed by the idea of quickly killing a baby in a microwave, but able to joke about some fully conscious adult being burned to death at the stake.

if I was posed with the possibility to either die in a fire today, or to have died in a fire when I was a baby, I'd opt for the latter (though I understand some people think the experience of life is so important that they'd choose the more painful option).

if, at gunpoint, you had to put either a mother or a child in a fire... would you really think yourself less of a dick for choosing the mother? -- the implicit proposition that this is the better thing to do I found quite interesting.

[seaotter]

Relief may not be far away!

The Skin Gun

[seaotter]

I see chew beat me to the skin gun on the CS site.

[GodSlayer]

oh yea, another thing I remembered.
before hearing that ep, I'd been at McDonalds (not for me), and the girl there had plastic wrap around her arm -- it had been burned by the oil from the deep fryer. there was one massive tan'ish blister. If only I'd heard Caustic Soda beforehand, I could have asked if it was a second degree burn

(is 3rd degree the man's laughter of burns?)

[David E.]

Relief may not be far away!

The Skin Gun

That is amazing!

Won't find out how to do that from the Bible.

[T.A.P.O.R.]

Relief may not be far away!

The Skin Gun

That is amazing!

Won't find out how to do that from the Bible.

If you rearrange the words just right, you will.

[thickets]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children are innocent.

[T.A.P.O.R.]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children, are innocent.

[David E.]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children are innocent.

Exactly just ask the Hierarchy of the Catholic Church.  They will tell you.  If Children were innocent; would they be blatantly seducing Noble Hearted  Priests into sex acts?  No!  Damn evil children.  Especially the boy children because that is homosexual Pedophilia they are enticing the Priests to do.  Double the Sin, double the size of Satan's Hard-on.   

[pandamonium]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children are innocent.

Not after they listen to Caustic Soda.

[seaotter]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children are innocent.

Not after they listen to Caustic Soda.

Little seasoning makes them better for the microwave anyway.

[T.A.P.O.R.]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children are innocent.

Not after they listen to Caustic Soda.

Little seasoning makes them better for the microwave anyway.

I bet you serve them with Rice and Tomato Gravy too.
Sicko.

[pandamonium]

Do they pay you in the blood of innocent children, Karyn? Or in poop?

I wish they paid me in the blood of innocent children 

No children are innocent.

Not after they listen to Caustic Soda.

Little seasoning makes them better for the microwave anyway.

I bet you serve them with Rice and Tomato Gravy too.
Sicko.

How barbaric.

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Everyone knows that babies are best served with a sprig of rosemary and some light broth.