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The thread for Parents!
« on: Feb 28, 2011, 04:41:26 PM »
This thread is for parents or people on their way to becoming a parent. Share a story, give some tips/tricks, post a useful link, ask a question, etc. Let's see what the skepical parents of SGU have to say.
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So I'm over at a friends house visiting and my buddy tells me that his toddler recently just figured out how to climb up on the counter in the kitchen. Obviously they had been discouraging this, but kids are kids and tend to be relentless. Well, we're sitting in the living room when I notice his kids stops playing with ours and kinda starts playing closer to the kitchen. He then slips in the kitchen when he thinks we're not looking. I remark to my friend about it, so he lowers the music so we can listen in a bit to make sure he's ok, but wasnt too worried because his wife was in there. Except that his wife wasnt in there as she had gone into another room for a second through another door in the kitchen. Well sure enough, we can hear the cabinet door open - this is how he climbs up to the counter - and within a second or two, we hear him fall and hit the ground with a thud. "Uh oh, here comes the waterworks!" Just as we were expecting to hear some crying, he instead gets up and says to himself "that was NOT cool" and comes back in the living room to play, thinking we are none the wiser. We were laughing pretty good, and apparently his son hasnt done that since. Ha!




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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 28, 2011, 08:48:04 PM »
Great Idea!

No stories of my own kid (one month to go still), but was recently at my SIL's and her husband and I were doing the dishes. A friend of theirs and her two kids were hanging out. The toddler (16 months) was hanging around at our feet and not being a very happy camper.

The SIL's hubby picks the little guy up, empties one side of the sink and sits the kid down in it, who happily spends the next half hour playing with the bubbles and testing fluid mechanics (draining the sink) while we finish the dishes.

Seems sometimes the little ones don't want much other than to hang out in the same area with the adults and watch.

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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 28, 2011, 08:51:20 PM »
Toddlers love playing in boxes.
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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 28, 2011, 08:56:05 PM »
Not only do my children believe in Santa Claus, they also believe that Santa is friends with the Easter Bunny, Jack Skellington, leprechauns, Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln.

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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #4 on: Feb 28, 2011, 09:13:18 PM »
I have a bunch of Apollo mission photo's rotating on my Win 7 desktop.

When my little one sees them, she'll make rocket sounds, then shout "rocket, zoom, moon!" then run off and grab her little toy rocket and wave it about making rocket noises.

Yeah I bought a girl a rocket for her first birthday.
She also loves trucks and tools, just as much as soft toys and dolls.
Nothing gets more love than blankie though.

That thing is like catnip. ;D

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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #5 on: Feb 28, 2011, 09:58:12 PM »
Not only do my children believe in Santa Claus, they also believe that Santa is friends with the Easter Bunny, Jack Skellington, leprechauns, Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln.

Hahaha that is awesome. Fans of Nightmare Before Christmas? :)

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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #6 on: Mar 01, 2011, 06:57:26 AM »
No cute stories at the moment but I'm sure I'll have some input soon.
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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #7 on: Mar 01, 2011, 08:56:14 PM »
My 15 YO told me the other day that he is an "Evolutionist"    8)

Same son when he was about 6.  He had a habit of not brushing his teeth so one of us would have to witness the event:
"Did you brush your teeth?"
"Yes"
"Who saw you?"
"Mom"
"OK, I will ask mom if she saw you"
"OK, OK you got me - I'll go brush!"

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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #8 on: Mar 01, 2011, 09:08:18 PM »
When my son was just a toddler he was very precocious and loved to demonstrate his mental acuity.  One day there was a family conversation going on and none of the adults present could recall some detail, I have no idea 30 years later what the forgotten detail was, but he spoke up and showed he did recall.

He then looked around the room expecting praise and said "Good remembory, huh?"  That word has followed him to this day.
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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #9 on: Mar 01, 2011, 11:33:04 PM »
We do a lot of "pretembering" at my house.

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« Reply #10 on: Mar 02, 2011, 09:35:27 AM »
Boys.....


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« Reply #12 on: Mar 08, 2011, 02:01:58 PM »
Letting your kids play with toy guns: Yay or Nay?

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/forum/2011-03-08-column08_ST_N.htm

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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #13 on: Mar 08, 2011, 03:27:41 PM »
Last night my wife made pancakes for dinner. My almost 3 year old son Caleb and I were eating and I was trying to get him to eat some berries as well as the pancakes. At one point I told him he could try dipping the berries in his pancake syrup.

"Careful," my wife called from the kitchen, no doubt concerned by the prospect of a syrup addicted child.

Caleb tried to dip the blackberry in the small bowl of syrup by holding it in his fingers. When this failed I explained that he could use his fork. When he looked at me confused I showed him how to stab the blackberry with his fork and dip it in the syrup that way. He then proceeded to try doing it on his own. Once he successfully popped the syrupy blackberry in his mouth he looked at me, smiled, patted my hand and said "Thank you Daddy. You did a good job explaining that to me. Good Job Daddy! Now I know how." He squeezed my hand lightly and went back to eating.

"Thank you," I said.

He then ate three more blackberries, without syrup.

"Do you prefer them without syrup?" I asked.

"Yes," he said, eating the last berry. "Much better without syrup."
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Re: The thread for Parents!
« Reply #14 on: Mar 08, 2011, 03:51:51 PM »
Last night my wife made pancakes for dinner. My almost 3 year old son Caleb and I were eating and I was trying to get him to eat some berries as well as the pancakes. At one point I told him he could try dipping the berries in his pancake syrup.

"Careful," my wife called from the kitchen, no doubt concerned by the prospect of a syrup addicted child.

Caleb tried to dip the blackberry in the small bowl of syrup by holding it in his fingers. When this failed I explained that he could use his fork. When he looked at me confused I showed him how to stab the blackberry with his fork and dip it in the syrup that way. He then proceeded to try doing it on his own. Once he successfully popped the syrupy blackberry in his mouth he looked at me, smiled, patted my hand and said "Thank you Daddy. You did a good job explaining that to me. Good Job Daddy! Now I know how." He squeezed my hand lightly and went back to eating.

"Thank you," I said.

He then ate three more blackberries, without syrup.

"Do you prefer them without syrup?" I asked.

"Yes," he said, eating the last berry. "Much better without syrup."

Oh man that's ace :)

 

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