Topic: New SGU Segment Contest

[chionactis]

Scam filter?

That's pretty good.

[Moloch]

Scam filter?

That's pretty good.

I don't like it myself, doesn't really have any zazz to it, too literal. Something a little sillier with more charm.

What about "Oh yeah!" (in that typically Jay voice)

[Karyn]

Scam filter?

That's pretty good.

I don't like it myself, doesn't really have any zazz to it, too literal. Something a little sillier with more charm.

What about "Oh yeah!" (in that typically Jay voice)

I like Oh Yeah!

[Ctsmith]

someone come up with a brilliant combination of "oh yeah??" and "scam -a - lama-ding-dong" and we're set.

[DRmeg378]

I like "Oh yeah!"

In terms of something sillier, I was thinking something involving "Scamalot"

Scambags Who said that?

[Traveler]

someone come up with a brilliant combination of "oh yeah??" and "scam -a - lama-ding-dong" and we're set.

Calling George Hrab! Theme song needed!

[DG]

"Are you being scammed?"

"To good to be true."

"The 4-1-9 report" (ref to the Nigerian money scam for those who don't know - obtaining money by deception) my personal preference.

"Too good to be true"
 - True + 1.
 - Greater than true

"Can you believe" - that anyone fell for that.

"Did you hear the one about..." (depending on how long the segment will be...)

[Moloch]

someone come up with a brilliant combination of "oh yeah??" and "scam -a - lama-ding-dong" and we're set.

Calling George Hrab! Theme song needed!

I'm picturing this song:

Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing

But replacing "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah, Ting Tang, walla-walla bing bang" with "Ooh Eeh Ooh Oh yeah!, Oh yeah!, scam-a-lama-ding-dong!" 

[The Silence]

I'm picturing this song:

Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing

But replacing "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah, Ting Tang, walla-walla bing bang" with "Ooh Eeh Ooh Oh yeah!, Oh yeah!, scam-a-lama-ding-dong!" 

This person has won the internet. Seriously though, even if it's not the name of the segment, Jay needs to say this on the podcast.

[pandamonium]

I'm picturing this song:

Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing

But replacing "Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah, Ting Tang, walla-walla bing bang" with "Ooh Eeh Ooh Oh yeah!, Oh yeah!, scam-a-lama-ding-dong!" 

This person has won the internet. Seriously though, even if it's not the name of the segment, Jay needs to say this on the podcast.

This isn't relevant, but Doctor Who is awesome and the new season opening episode was AWESOME.

I liked "wait wait don't scam me", "Scamboozled" and "Don't scam me bro". We need something that's three words or less, though.

Scammed Alive
Scamhole
To Catch a Con (has this been suggested? I feel like it has...)
Jay flies over a cuckoo's nest (Jk, too long, but had to post it anyway)
Swindler's List
Hornswaggl'd
The Purloined Segment
Pilfer Me This
Dodge and Dodger
The Cribbing Game
Buffalo'd Girls

Ok, that's enough bad puns for now.

[chionactis]

Ok, that's enough bad puns for now.

But they're (mostly) good bad puns. 

[pandamonium]

Ok, that's enough bad puns for now.

But they're (mostly) good bad puns. 

I try.

I was thinking of adding Con Air to that list... but that's too bad even for me.

[Skulker]

Scam filter?

I like.




"Jay Novella: Baloney Detector"

I like this one too or maybe change Detector to Detective like "Jay Novella: Baloney Detective"  and add some Dragnet music in the background.

You could do a dramatic intro to the bit like the old Dragnet Show.

[Eternally Learning]

Scamology

Scam Police

ScamCop

Scams and all that Rot (Done in Jay’s horrible, stuffy British accent see this at about 1:42 for what I’m talking about)

G Hunters

Keeping Our Brains In

Boost Your Immune System!

Scam IQ

Scam School

Scam Academy

Don’t Go… Believing (to the tune of Don’t Stop Believing)

The Scam Haunted World

Don’t Believe Everything You Buy

The Way of The Scammer

Something Stinks…

[Moloch]

Holy cow Eternally Learning, I count 47 suggested names by you!