So a man is driving down a wooded road late at night and just as he crests a hill he hears a loud "THUD!" As he slams on his brakes he sees a spattering of blood hit his windshield and more oddly, a few dozen brightly colored eggs and a basket fly up in the air in front of his car. Confused and shocked he sits there for a second to collect himself, then gets out to see what he hit.
As he comes around to the front of the front of the car, he gasps and takes a step back. He sees what appears to be a large rabbit (at least 3-4 feet tall) wearing clothes. He had just killed the Easter Bunny! As he's trying to get a handle on all this, another car pulls up and stops.
A blond woman gets out and starts to ask, "Mister, are you alr- OH MY GOD! Is that... the Easter Bunny?!" The man, having no words silently and sadly nods. The woman quickly straightens herself and says, "I think I know how to fix this," walks back to her car and comes back with a bottle of something the man can't quite make out.
She stoops over the dead holiday hero and squeezes out some thick liquid on his head and starts to massage it into his scalp. Immediately the bunny opens his eyes, hops to his feet, smiles and waves at them, collects the basket and eggs that are still intact, waves again, then starts hopping down the road without a word but still waving with every hop until he disappeared over the next hill.
Completely flabergasted, the man turns, wide-eyed to the woman and grabs the bottle from her. He is startled to see that it's just shampoo! "But... how di-" the man starts to ask. "Read the label," the woman matter-of-factly says. As the man looks for something, anything on a shampoo label that could explain what he just saw, he suddenly stops. He found it.
"Restoring Shampoo," it said, "Brings dead hairs back to life. Adds permanant wave."