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Offline HighPockets

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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #270 on: February 17, 2017, 01:29:30 PM »
Wow, I guess nobody's been in a Joking mood since November...I wonder why?


At an evening performance, the head usher at the Metropolitan Opera House was quite surprised.

During an intermission, one middle aged lady stopped and whispered in his ear,
"Sir, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"
The usher listened to this complaint, and promised he would check into it. 

At the end of the night’s performance in an area close to the first complaint, a second little lady bent down and whispered in his ear,
"Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"
This time, he knew it had to be taken care of. 

A few guests had remained in the opera house, and he decided to go and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one old man crawling along the opera house floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"
A bald Donald Trump looked up and said, "Well, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"
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Re: Joke Friday!
« Reply #271 on: February 17, 2017, 01:49:11 PM »
Wow, I guess nobody's been in a Joking mood since November...I wonder why?


At an evening performance, the head usher at the Metropolitan Opera House was quite surprised.

During an intermission, one middle aged lady stopped and whispered in his ear,
"Sir, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"
The usher listened to this complaint, and promised he would check into it. 

At the end of the night’s performance in an area close to the first complaint, a second little lady bent down and whispered in his ear,
"Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"
This time, he knew it had to be taken care of. 

A few guests had remained in the opera house, and he decided to go and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one old man crawling along the opera house floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him.
"Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"
A bald Donald Trump looked up and said, "Well, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"
I audibly groaned!
Thank you.

 

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