Author Topic: Haiku Comedy Club (Read 1284 times)

Ash · « **on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:50:20 AM »

Haven't seen one on this forum, and what with the limerick thread, I figure we could use a haiku thread as well. Feel free to post haiku on anything, skeptical or otherwise. You don't have to adhere to any particular version of haiku either. Knock yourselves out.

I'm looking outside.
Six-foot long Subway sandwich
blowing up the sun.

Swagomatic · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 03:14:12 PM »

desert lizard suns
itself on upraised rock face
doubts man's existence

Gramlin · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 04:12:25 PM »

the arrow hovers –
does not touch the still tortoise –
clicks, and the clip plays.

Ash · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 12, 2007, 06:28:37 PM »

Wheat grass juice, herbal
remedies, healing crystals:
Where'd my money go?

Gramlin · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 09:48:19 AM »

Stars, planets, atoms,
living things; you and me but
where are the numbers?

Swagomatic · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 13, 2007, 11:51:38 AM »

Electrons orbit
nuclei, but always in
uncertain pathways

Ash · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 27, 2007, 01:59:36 AM »

Dug one I wrote a long time ago.

Homeopathy:
I've been practicing it for
years and I'm still sick.