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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #255 on: March 26, 2017, 10:37:03 AM »
Mooohn!

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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #256 on: March 26, 2017, 10:40:18 AM »


Is this from the porn site xhamster?

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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #257 on: March 26, 2017, 11:13:53 AM »


Is this from the porn site xhamster?

Hah! The post I got that image from actually combined it with this:

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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #259 on: May 05, 2017, 09:26:11 PM »










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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #260 on: May 05, 2017, 09:35:56 PM »
Careful, it might have rabies!

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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #261 on: May 06, 2017, 07:37:20 AM »
Tree rats.

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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #262 on: May 19, 2017, 10:37:06 AM »
Tree rats.

One of my previous workplaces had a squirrel problem. Got a drawer that doesn’t have a latch or a lock? They can open it. Even a lock is no guarantee. One wooden desk was chewed through from the back to get into the space behind the drawers. From there the beast climbed up into the drawer from inside the desk. The desk’s owner didn’t know what was going on until they opened their desk drawer one morning to find their chocolate gone, their papers shredded and the drawer full of squirrel poo. It wasn’t until the desk was moved that the entry hole was found.

Raccoons are downright polite by comparison.

Bats? They just fly around a bit panicked until you catch them. They might make a bit of a mess but it’s nothing compared to the damage done by a squirrel who smells chocolate, or, God help you, chocolate with nuts.


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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #263 on: May 19, 2017, 01:34:58 PM »
Tree rats.

One of my previous workplaces had a squirrel problem. Got a drawer that doesn’t have a latch or a lock? They can open it. Even a lock is no guarantee. One wooden desk was chewed through from the back to get into the space behind the drawers. From there the beast climbed up into the drawer from inside the desk. The desk’s owner didn’t know what was going on until they opened their desk drawer one morning to find their chocolate gone, their papers shredded and the drawer full of squirrel poo. It wasn’t until the desk was moved that the entry hole was found.

Raccoons are downright polite by comparison.

Bats? They just fly around a bit panicked until you catch them. They might make a bit of a mess but it’s nothing compared to the damage done by a squirrel who smells chocolate, or, God help you, chocolate with nuts.
One inch steel rebar bent into a J and dropped into the handles of  four drawer cabinet. Next day, no cookies left in the cabinet, bar still in place.

Tree rats.

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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #264 on: May 19, 2017, 03:50:26 PM »

One of my previous workplaces had a squirrel problem. Got a drawer that doesn’t have a latch or a lock? They can open it. Even a lock is no guarantee. One wooden desk was chewed through from the back to get into the space behind the drawers. From there the beast climbed up into the drawer from inside the desk. The desk’s owner didn’t know what was going on until they opened their desk drawer one morning to find their chocolate gone, their papers shredded and the drawer full of squirrel poo. It wasn’t until the desk was moved that the entry hole was found.



And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
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Re: Too Cute Not To Post
« Reply #265 on: May 19, 2017, 07:43:52 PM »
Bats? They just fly around a bit panicked until you catch them. They might make a bit of a mess but it’s nothing compared to the damage done by a squirrel who smells chocolate, or, God help you, chocolate with nuts.
If you're in Australia, don't try to catch bats. They can carry Lyssavirus, which is related to rabies. They're pretty much the only vector that carries this particular virus in Australia.

 

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