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Offline Anders

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Free Kent Hovind!
« on: Sep 21, 2011, 01:40:33 AM »
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #1 on: Sep 21, 2011, 01:46:24 AM »
Jesus Christ riding a dinosaur that is golden.

Crispy Golden.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #2 on: Sep 21, 2011, 03:24:40 PM »
We need to start a counter petition to keep him in. Think that site will host it?
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #3 on: Sep 21, 2011, 03:26:05 PM »
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"Free hovinds? Sounds interesting... Even though I ain't got no purpose for one, it's free nonetheless! And even though I also don't know what a hovind is, I'll still get one, since they are (you guessed it) for free." - Shenda

I love how they don't get the joke.. or maybe they do.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #4 on: Sep 21, 2011, 05:10:28 PM »
Quote from: AWATS on Sep 21, 2011, 03:24:40 PM
We need to start a counter petition to keep him in. Think that site will host it?

He's not getting out. He believes that since the money he was dealing with is essentially gods money, it cannot be taxed. He also claims he is not a citizen of the united states, and a bunch of other things that basically piss the IRS off to no end. Not to mention the actual amount of taxes he has not paid.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #5 on: Sep 21, 2011, 06:59:15 PM »
Well, he seems to be getting less 1% of the page views as people signing it
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #6 on: Sep 21, 2011, 11:19:37 PM »
I pity his poor cellmate!  Imagine being stuck in a tiny little room with him for 8 hours per night!  Evidently the poor guy was harassed into baptism the other day, according to the first two sentences of Kent's blog, which is all I could stomach.  Maybe the guy was hoping the preacher would drown him, so he didn't have to go back to his cell.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #7 on: Sep 21, 2011, 11:53:18 PM »
There used to be a facebook group of a similar name I used to troll.  Goddamn it was fun.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #8 on: Sep 22, 2011, 11:52:20 AM »
LOL I thought it was going to be a link for a free book.  He absolutely needs to stay in jail.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #9 on: Sep 22, 2011, 01:15:56 PM »
Quote from: funda62 on Sep 22, 2011, 11:52:20 AM
LOL I thought it was going to be a link for a free book.  He absolutely needs to stay in jail.


You can download a lot of his videos from the web site.

http://freehovind.com/download

Some of the video titles are a riot.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 01, 2011, 07:32:51 AM »
I think there's a great opportunity here to put science vs religion to the test... Hovind seems to think humans and dinosaurs have peacefully co-existed in the past.

If scientists can one day recreate dinosaurs like t-rex, then perhaps Hovind could be given the chance to co-exist with them himself? Hallelujah!
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 24, 2012, 02:42:49 AM »
I don't think he believes any of the crap he's peddling, but he knows most Americans do and will cheerfully make him wealthy for saying it. That level of audacity is almost admirable.
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 24, 2012, 02:46:33 AM »
I read his "Dissertation" cough. . . .
I think he believes at least part of what he spews
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Re: Free Kent Hovind!
« Reply #14 on: Jun 24, 2012, 03:50:41 AM »
Okay, how is this not Poe?
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"Free hovinds? Sounds interesting... Even though I ain't got no purpose for one, it's free nonetheless! And even though I also don't know what a hovind is, I'll still get one, since they are (you guessed it) for free." - Shenda


OH MY GOD THIS HAS TO BE POE.

OH MY GOD.

Ps: I think this is actually the first time I've read creationist materials. I've led a sheltered life.

OH MY GOD.

THE IRONY BURNS.
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