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Have you ever worn under garments of the opposite gender?

Yes
18 (45%)
No
22 (55%)

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Online lonely moa

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #375 on: Feb 18, 2012, 12:31:12 PM »
Tonsilectomy
wisdom teeth extraction, just with local
major knee reconstruction
vasectomy (local)
cancer x3 (plus molar extraction for radiotherapy, most amazing anaesthetic)
hand reconstruction
shoulder reconstruction (currently under construction)

this is much like the list I made up for my collegues that have been killed at work... only much shorter.
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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #376 on: Feb 18, 2012, 12:37:31 PM »
Inguinal hernia when I was 8.  Yay medical science!  Thank you for saving my testes!

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #377 on: Feb 18, 2012, 01:13:19 PM »
Tore the corner of my mouth a couple inches up into my cheek when I was 12 (I landed on my face after trying to jump a dirt mount on my bicycle). Plastic surgeon sewed my face back together so well that you can't even see the scar anymore.
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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #378 on: Feb 18, 2012, 01:55:43 PM »
Tore the corner of my mouth a couple inches up into my cheek when I was 12 (I landed on my face after trying to jump a dirt mount on my bicycle). Plastic surgeon sewed my face back together so well that you can't even see the scar anymore.

OOOOUUCH! Did you already play the trumpet then?

(it's trumpet, right?)

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #379 on: Feb 18, 2012, 02:05:56 PM »
Tonsilectomy
wisdom teeth extraction, just with local
major knee reconstruction
vasectomy (local)
cancer x3 (plus molar extraction for radiotherapy, most amazing anaesthetic)
hand reconstruction
shoulder reconstruction (currently under construction)

this is much like the list I made up for my collegues that have been killed at work... only much shorter.

Jesus.

Tore the corner of my mouth a couple inches up into my cheek when I was 12 (I landed on my face after trying to jump a dirt mount on my bicycle). Plastic surgeon sewed my face back together so well that you can't even see the scar anymore.

OOOOUUCH! Did you already play the trumpet then?

(it's trumpet, right?)

Yeah, it was my first year playing trumpet, lol. Obviously I had to take some time off... and it made me learn to play in a weird way (primarily using the facial muscles on my non-ravaged side instead of both sides equally), but I've since corrected that.
Strange women lying in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #380 on: Feb 27, 2012, 09:41:04 AM »
Have you ever had any kind of surgery (plastic or otherwise) ?

16 Yes
12 No

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #381 on: Feb 27, 2012, 09:43:31 AM »
Can't get divorced if no one is crazy enough to marry you   >:D
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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #382 on: Feb 27, 2012, 09:44:39 AM »
Yes. The question does assume you've been married at least once.

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #383 on: Feb 27, 2012, 09:48:09 AM »
Nope.
“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.”

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #384 on: Feb 27, 2012, 10:27:13 AM »
Happily married since '00. 
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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #385 on: Feb 27, 2012, 10:52:09 AM »
No cuz I've never been married, but I suspect I would. I have found women crazy enough to propose to me. Two, actually. With one of them I'm pretty sure I'd be miserable now had I said yes.

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #386 on: Feb 27, 2012, 11:19:18 AM »
I'm 18 years in.
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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #387 on: Feb 27, 2012, 11:36:56 AM »
Can't get divorced if no one is crazy lucky enough to marry you   >:D

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #388 on: Feb 27, 2012, 11:39:45 AM »
So I'm the first yes vote for divorce.  Of course I'm counting in the process as a yes vote for this poll.

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Re: Have you ever ........ ?
« Reply #389 on: Feb 27, 2012, 11:48:54 AM »
Been married since 1974, and see no reason to change statis.
If you still hold the same views now as you did in high school, you probably should reexamine those views.