Don't do Twitter too much, but was introduced to this
fairly new account and am loving it! The owner tweets funny episode summaries of what his imaginary season 8 would be like. Some examples:
Riker's ex-girlfriend arrives and dies, leaving behind a pile of glowing dust and a mystery. Picard is trapped on a turbolift with a horse.
A duplicate Enterprise with a duplicate crew proves to be a nanobot/Borg evolutionary leap. Riker's trombone gains sentience, grows a beard.
First contact is jeopardized by Data's jokes. Worf goes on a blind date, criticizes her as he eats a bowl of maggots.
A pod of quantum dolphins are struck by the starboard nacelle, Picard defends himself in the dolphin murder trial. Guinan learns hockey.
Wes rebuilds the Genesis Device for fun, with dire consequences. Riker sees a spider in his shower, immediately detaches the saucer section.
Picard and Riker fix the political problems of an entire planet using common sense. Dr Crusher develops a small hypospray addiction.
So this got me thinking about making my own episodes and I tweeted a couple back:
"Engines are disabled. Ship spins for no reason. Troi’s alien possession holds the key. Data experiments with human spirituality."
"Antimatter leak in the warp core. Geordi rolls under the containment door just in time. Spot finds love in a Labradoodle on deck 7."
"Q takes the senior staff to early England to teach them the importance of dental hygiene. Nothing happens while they are gone."
Not wanting to hog all the fun, I thought we could all add our own here. Perhaps if it's popular enough we could start other fictional season thread for other shows.
