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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #165 on: Feb 22, 2012, 02:34:55 AM »
This thread is slightly dead, but I want to express that I'm glad that I finally get the cooked milk references. Also, looks like I'll have plenty to read tomorrow on the ride to work. :D

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #166 on: Feb 22, 2012, 03:26:36 AM »
posted a link to this thread on his fan page.

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #167 on: Feb 22, 2012, 04:53:07 AM »
This thread is slightly dead, but I want to express that I'm glad that I finally get the cooked milk references. Also, looks like I'll have plenty to read tomorrow on the ride to work. :D

Gotta say. Pretty sad we got  "cooked milk" cancer without even any + in front of them to #1 position on Google.
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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #168 on: Feb 22, 2012, 07:57:53 PM »
If you google just "cooked milk causes cancer" the thread comes up as #2.

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #169 on: Feb 22, 2012, 09:03:48 PM »
If you google just "cooked milk causes cancer" the thread comes up as #2.
Only #2? But the public needs to know the truth about cooked milk and cancer!!!

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #170 on: Feb 22, 2012, 09:10:48 PM »
EVERYBPDY CHILL OUT ABOUT COOKED MILK AND CANCER.  THEIR IS NO EVEDINCE!!!
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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #171 on: Feb 22, 2012, 09:15:07 PM »
My mom died of cancer. What was her favorite dessert? Custard!
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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #172 on: Feb 22, 2012, 09:15:37 PM »
He deleted the link from his wall =(

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #173 on: Feb 22, 2012, 10:56:10 PM »
He deleted the link from his wall =(
he couldn't handle the truth about cooked cancer.

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #174 on: Feb 23, 2012, 12:34:04 AM »
He deleted the link from his wall =(
he couldn't handle the truth about cooked cancer.
You mean the truth about not milk?  >:(
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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #175 on: Feb 23, 2012, 12:40:24 AM »
But Stephen Hawkings gave us the strings theory, and strings are little U-ies that vibrate and have spooky action at a distance, and totally could cure the cancer and the diabeetus.

Dr Charlene Werner, homeopath, explains Cosmology and Quantum Physics



Is this the scientific backing most homoeopaths follow? Or is she an especially scientifically illiterate outlier?

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #176 on: Feb 23, 2012, 12:47:41 AM »
Ah yes.   Been waiting for Dr. Werner to make her appearance in this thread.    :lovewcc:    :D

Dr. Werner is so dreamy.  I'd vibrate her strings any time!

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #177 on: Feb 23, 2012, 12:51:27 AM »
I like this version better:

At 40 seconds you'll understand why.

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #178 on: Feb 23, 2012, 07:40:49 PM »
I like this version better:

At 40 seconds you'll understand why.

The (pseudo)Science of Homeopathy


This makes me want to just start making up random pseudo-babble and see how many people I can convince its true. XD

You see, the electromagnetic pulses in our brain has a certain type of neuronal hypergenic signal that when it transcends outside of our neural cavities and goes into empty space can bond with all other signals within a certain distinct distance. These signals can then bounce back and produce a distinct wave frequency of about one thousand magnums in velocity.

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Re: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival
« Reply #179 on: Feb 23, 2012, 07:48:01 PM »
That's a promising start, NekoNinja, but what does it have to do with cooked milk?
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