Topic: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival

[WC]

Oh lulz (wipes tear), freaking roffle. This thread made my day 

[Chew]

You see, the electromagnetic pulses in our brain has a certain type of neuronal hypergenic signal that when it transcends outside of our neural cavities and goes into empty space can bond with all other signals within a certain distinct distance. These signals can then bounce back and produce a distinct wave frequency of about one thousand magnums in velocity.

That's the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever read. The vacuum dielectric cannot impart any neural spin onto any heterodynamical co-opting matrix in any macroatomic symbiotic energy system that lacks a bonding quantic enzyme. This is why cooked milk causes cancer.

[JuniorSpaceman]

That's the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever read. The vacuum dielectric cannot impart any neural spin onto any heterodynamical co-opting matrix in any macroatomic symbiotic energy system that lacks a bonding quantic enzyme. This is why cooked milk doesn't cause cancer.

*cough* FTFY *cough*

[WC]

You see, the electromagnetic pulses in our brain has a certain type of neuronal hypergenic signal that when it transcends outside of our neural cavities and goes into empty space can bond with all other signals within a certain distinct distance. These signals can then bounce back and produce a distinct wave frequency of about one thousand magnums in velocity.

That's the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever read. The vacuum dielectric cannot impart any neural spin onto any heterodynamical co-opting matrix in any macroatomic symbiotic energy system that lacks a bonding quantic enzyme. This is why cooked milk causes cancer.

Ah, I see where you went wrong here; you have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow before introducing tachyons into the dilithium crystal matrix BEFORE inserting it into the core.

[Bunsen]

[AQB24712]

Awesome.

[Citizen Skeptic]

Bunsen wins. LOL

The worlds most interesting man says, "when I don't get cancer, I don't get it from cooked milk."

[Chew]

You see, the electromagnetic pulses in our brain has a certain type of neuronal hypergenic signal that when it transcends outside of our neural cavities and goes into empty space can bond with all other signals within a certain distinct distance. These signals can then bounce back and produce a distinct wave frequency of about one thousand magnums in velocity.

That's the most ridiculous nonsense I've ever read. The vacuum dielectric cannot impart any neural spin onto any heterodynamical co-opting matrix in any macroatomic symbiotic energy system that lacks a bonding quantic enzyme. This is why cooked milk causes cancer.

Ah, I see where you went wrong here; you have to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow before introducing tachyons into the dilithium crystal matrix BEFORE inserting it into the core.

You are confusing the hyperdimensional ion imbalance with the net force resonating inside the cubic expansion of the outer cell vortex. Noobie mistake.

[Chew]

Bunsen wins. LOL

What does AQB say? Totes +1 with bacon?

[AQB24712]

Not a euphemism!

ETA Full Disclosure:  The phrase "totes +1 with bacon" originated with the noted cooked milk researcher J. Wallace Slick.

[Johnny Slick]

 

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[NekoNinja]

Bunsen I love you right now! <3

Thanks for the avatar!

[pandamonium]

I had cancer from cooked milk, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Johnny Slick]

Bunsen I love you right now! <3

Thanks for the avatar!

", although I took the one which was STILL WITHIN THE SPIRIT OF THE ORIGINAL COOKED MILK DOES NOT CAUSE CANCER SGUMEME. 

[pandamonium]

So, if cooked milk doesn't cause cancer, why do so many people who drink lattes not die from having cancer?