Topic: Cancer is not a disease. It is a mechanism of protection and survival

[Zytheran]

Cancer is caused by people drinking cooked milk.

For the record, for when the joke is gone and people really do believe this because we were too successful, let it be known that AFAIK, Shibboleth started this meme with this post.

[NekoNinja]

Bunsen I love you right now! <3

Thanks for the avatar!

", although I took the one which was STILL WITHIN THE SPIRIT OF THE ORIGINAL COOKED MILK DOES NOT CAUSE CANCER SGUMEME. 

Pff. Haven't you seen the statistics? Just look at the percentage of people who drink milk vs the number of people who get cancer. There is a clear causal relation there.

[Citizen Skeptic]

So, if cooked milk doesn't cause cancer, why do so many people who drink lattes not die from having cancer?

That's because lattes have steamed milk, not cooked milk. Steamed milk doesn't cause cancer either.

[Johnny Slick]

Cancer is caused by people drinking cooked milk.

For the record, for when the joke is gone and people really do believe this because we were too successful, let it be known that AFAIK, Shibboleth started this meme with this post.

I'm almost positive OEA really kicked this off by announcing that we should start denying it in advance... I mean, any old clown can say that cooked milk causes cancer. It takes a true maverick to assert that cooked milk does not cause cancer. Because we have the courage of our convictions. Cooked milk does not cause cancer. Cooked milk does not not not cause cancer. Cooked milk does not not not not not cause cancer.

[Citizen Skeptic]

Cancer is caused by people drinking cooked milk.

For the record, for when the joke is gone and people really do believe this because we were too successful, let it be known that AFAIK, Shibboleth started this meme with this post.

I'm almost positive OEA really kicked this off by announcing that we should start denying it in advance... I mean, any old clown can say that cooked milk causes cancer. It takes a true maverick to assert that cooked milk does not cause cancer. Because we have the courage of our convictions. Cooked milk does not cause cancer. Cooked milk does not not not cause cancer. Cooked milk does not not not not not cause cancer.

God speed, Johnny Slick. Bravo.