I'm in awe of the instruments on this page, especially the red jazzmaster.
Also, I kinda badmouthed my own CIJ strat, but she does have redeeming qualities. Namely, it's the most precise instrument I've had, it stays in tune even after some quite heavy banging. The neck is very comfortable and is perfectly adjusted, I can play chords all along it and they all sound fine. I was looking for a reliable and versatile instrument, I think I got it.