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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #15 on: Apr 18, 2012, 11:36:30 AM »
Le Sexoflex - Juiceboxxx (YouTube version)


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Le Sexoflex - Juiceboxxx
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #16 on: Apr 24, 2012, 09:34:52 PM »
Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video


"we got dicks like Jesus."
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #17 on: Apr 24, 2012, 09:47:51 PM »
Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video

"we got dicks like Jesus."


forgot about this! (heard about it on an ep of Never Not Funny)
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #18 on: Apr 24, 2012, 10:28:57 PM »
Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #19 on: Apr 24, 2012, 10:33:29 PM »
Anita Ward - Ring My Bell

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #20 on: Apr 24, 2012, 10:49:34 PM »
A bit of dumb, On a flea, On the wing, On the fly, On the frog, On the bump, On the log, In the hole, In the middle of the sea of awesome.

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #21 on: Apr 25, 2012, 07:16:52 AM »
Tim Minchin...Confessions -
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #22 on: Apr 26, 2012, 01:26:15 PM »
The most uplifting barbershop quartet ditty about genitalia you're ever likely to hear:

Enormous Penis a cappella (Da Vinci's Notebook)
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #23 on: Apr 27, 2012, 03:19:14 PM »
Northern Ingland's finest. Bloody rude!

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2012, 01:33:20 PM »
What was that??!  Anyways back to some real rock:

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2012, 02:06:57 PM »
Aerosmith Big Ten Inch Record (Lyrics)


This was originally by Bull Moose Jackson, FWIW.

Bull Moose Jackson - Big Ten Inch
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2012, 09:43:43 PM »
Man, that was great!
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2012, 09:48:45 PM »
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis
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