Post five resolutions, and when you successfully complete one, cross it out. Whoever successfully completes the most resolutions and keeps them checked off for the whole year wins a prize to be determined later.. (the prize will probably be self-satisfaction).
The rules are:
No editing your "resolutions post"
No picking resolutions that are absurdly mundane like "Go to the store".
There is no "try", there is only "do". So don't say "Try to lose weight", because anyone can try, but if you aren't successful then it doesn't count.
Here are my five to start:
1. Pay off all credit card debt and get my wife and I to stick to a budget
2. Pass calculus and chemistry with a grade of B or higher
3. Lose 15 pounds and keep it off by working out every weekday.
4. Re-quit smoking again.
5. Re-learn french or italian and start teaching it to my daughter.