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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #45 on: Apr 15, 2012, 07:31:56 AM »
Yep, even in the vast compendium of Slickwit, that'n's a classic, panda.  Especially out of context.
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."  Kurt Vonnegut
"You can bet your last money it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey."  Don Cornelius
'"Hello! You're a beautiful woman!  Do you want to meet?  I want you!"  some Latvian guy on a dating site

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #46 on: Apr 25, 2012, 12:42:45 PM »
comma or no, that quote's mine.  Forever >:D.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #47 on: Apr 25, 2012, 12:43:55 PM »
Decent.  :laugh:
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."  Kurt Vonnegut
"You can bet your last money it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey."  Don Cornelius
'"Hello! You're a beautiful woman!  Do you want to meet?  I want you!"  some Latvian guy on a dating site

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #48 on: Apr 25, 2012, 01:19:05 PM »
comma or no, that quote's mine.  Forever >:D.

Hah.  :P
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #49 on: Apr 25, 2012, 01:22:19 PM »
comma or no, that quote's mine.  Forever >:D.

Hah.  :P

I'm starting to feel like Shang Tsung all of a sudden:

"Your quote, is MINE!"

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #50 on: Jun 14, 2012, 03:22:53 PM »
Added another.  This is a badge I wear with honor :).

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #51 on: Jun 14, 2012, 03:35:41 PM »
Hehehe, I'm glad that one made it.
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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #52 on: Sep 25, 2012, 02:22:56 PM »
ARISE, THREAD, FROM THE ASHES OF THE PAST.
Now all we have to do is decide when it's appropriate to use each one :)
I assume their usage will evolve, much as the Creationists will try to deny it. :steve:
That's right doctor, although isn't the use of icons against their religion?  :evan:
Ho ho. Why don't we give that joke a couple more millenia to evolve?  :rebecca:
Millenia, hardly... In 5 to 10 years, nanobots will be evolving at generation lengths measured in yattoseconds.  :bob:
Oh yeah? MEATBALLS!  :jay:

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #53 on: Sep 25, 2012, 06:24:44 PM »
Ok, that's just plain cool.  Now I want to be an emoticon.

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #54 on: Oct 30, 2012, 03:12:05 PM »
Added another.  This is one that predates my enrollment in the site, but boy did it make me laugh!

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Re: Best of Quotes from the board for EL's signature
« Reply #55 on: Jan 05, 2013, 03:58:46 AM »
It's in the Constitution, after the part talking about how well-regulated vaginas are necessary for the security of Jesus.
I'm reviving this thread, because LOL. :D

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