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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #960 on: Feb 23, 2012, 06:46:51 PM »
There are three levels of male porn enthusiast. Level 1: You like porn, Level 2: you know the names of the female porn-stars, Level 3: you know the names of the male porn-stars.

Back in the day, the males were the big stars. I think the only one who is still alive is Ron Jeremy, aka the chia pet of porn.

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And today's fact is not a fact at all, it is CRAP.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #961 on: Feb 23, 2012, 08:05:39 PM »
There are three levels of male porn enthusiast. Level 1: You like porn, Level 2: you know the names of the female porn-stars, Level 3: you know the names of the male porn-stars.

Back in the day, the males were the big stars. I think the only one who is still alive is Ron Jeremy, aka the chia pet of porn.

Aka the hedgehog.

And today's fact is not a fact at all, it is CRAP.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #962 on: Feb 23, 2012, 08:07:15 PM »
So did Ron Jeremy and Sylvester Stallone ever appear in a porno together?
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #963 on: Feb 23, 2012, 08:29:57 PM »
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #964 on: Feb 24, 2012, 03:21:49 AM »
Crap. Because that's what I think of stallone as an actor.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #965 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:30:06 AM »
Thursday, February 23:  Sylvester Stallone was a world champion wrestler before he starred in Rocky.  Fact or Crap?

CRAP.  Sylvester's first job was appearing in soft-core porno films and erotic off-Broadway plays.  The "Italian Stallion" was a real stud!

I appreciate all the research you folks have done about Sly's porn career, especially Chew, who managed to find, download, and enjoy the elusive Stallone-Jeremy doubleheader.  (That is what you said, isn't it?)


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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #966 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:31:13 AM »
Obvious Crap.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #967 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:31:58 AM »
mmm, this is a toughy. How long till the deadline? I want to think about it before I commit myself to answering complete and utter crap.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #968 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:32:25 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #969 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:36:07 AM »
I appreciate all the research you folks have done about Sly's porn career, especially Chew, who managed to find, download, and enjoy the elusive Stallone-Jeremy doubleheader.  (That is what you said, isn't it?)

Hmm...  I typically associate double header with lesbian porn.  But now that I think about it, there is no reason why Stallone and Jeremy couldn't work a double header!
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #970 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:38:16 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #971 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:41:05 AM »
Total crap.

I appreciate all the research you folks have done about Sly's porn career, especially Chew, who managed to find, download, and enjoy the elusive Stallone-Jeremy doubleheader.  (That is what you said, isn't it?)

No, I said a porn download capcha word was "rocky". Close enough tho'.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #972 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:41:46 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #973 on: Feb 24, 2012, 08:49:12 AM »
So much wrong with that statement I don't know where to begin.

Crap.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #974 on: Feb 24, 2012, 09:05:45 AM »
Big Flaming Pile of CRAP

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