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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1470 on: Mar 21, 2012, 07:48:15 PM »
No ways... CRAP

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1471 on: Mar 22, 2012, 10:48:49 AM »
Sorry I'm late, kids!  The glamor of show biz strikes again; I had to do some shopping for artist hospitality.  (Still not a euphemism.)

Wednesday, March 21:  Diablo Cody was a Wall Street investment banker before she wrote the screenplay for Juno.  Fact or Crap?

CRAP.  Cody has been a radio DJ, a secretary, a producer, a proofreader, a blogger, and more [hur hur hur], but never a banker.  The movie Juno is roughly based on her life as a teenager growing up in suburban Chicago.


Hmm, this seems leftover from a few days ago, but we'll go widdit.

Thursday, March 22:  Saint Patrick was actually born in Britain, but was kidnapped and taken to Ireland.  Fact or Crap?

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1472 on: Mar 22, 2012, 10:50:34 AM »
Crap.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1473 on: Mar 22, 2012, 10:58:36 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1474 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:11:08 AM »
I'm almost positive this is FACT.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1475 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:20:04 AM »
No Idea.


Fact.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1476 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:31:36 AM »
Is Wales part of Britain?  And is there only one St. Patrick, or many folks merged into one mythos.  SO many calendrical loopholes that the daykeeper uses to taunt me.  Imma have to say crap.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1477 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:34:03 AM »
Yes, Wales is part of Great Britain. Great Britain is the island that comprises England, Scotland, and Wales. The British Isles include Great Britain but also Ireland as well as the smaller islands like the Isle of Man and the Isle of Wight. The United Kingdom includes all of that except for non-northern Ireland. It's confusing, I know.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1478 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:35:37 AM »
Yes, Wales is part of Great Britain. Great Britain is the island that comprises England, Scotland, and Wales. The British Isles include Great Britain but also Ireland as well as the smaller islands like the Isle of Man and the Isle of Wight. The United Kingdom includes all of that except for non-northern Ireland. It's confusing, I know.

I lived there, and I still can't remember the nomenclature.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1479 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:47:04 AM »
Fact.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1480 on: Mar 22, 2012, 11:50:26 AM »
The crowd sways me once again. Fact.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1481 on: Mar 22, 2012, 12:13:50 PM »
Is Wales part of Britain?  And is there only one St. Patrick, or many folks merged into one mythos.  SO many calendrical loopholes that the daykeeper uses to taunt me.  Imma have to say crap.

You're starting to sound a little tinfoil-hatty there, buddy.

The crowd sways me once again. Fact.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1482 on: Mar 22, 2012, 01:02:54 PM »
I'll say fact.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1483 on: Mar 22, 2012, 01:16:34 PM »
Fact

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #1484 on: Mar 22, 2012, 02:56:42 PM »
Well considering that yesterday I went against the crowd and got it completely wrong and it's only a mistake if you repeat it, I'm gonna say Fact.
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