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Offline Shadow Of A Doubt

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2805 on: Jun 19, 2012, 12:16:47 PM »
That is more beaver than I have seen in my life.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2806 on: Jun 19, 2012, 12:19:18 PM »
NOT A EUPHEMISM, you dirty goobers.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2807 on: Jun 19, 2012, 12:19:25 PM »
That is more beaver than I have seen in my life.


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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2808 on: Jun 19, 2012, 03:50:53 PM »
That'll be a Fact, eh.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2809 on: Jun 19, 2012, 06:14:53 PM »
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2810 on: Jun 19, 2012, 06:27:15 PM »
FACT


Well yeah... Just for starters, that looks more like some sort of porcupine than a beaver, and he isnt eating it at all, it looks more like hes having a conversation with it.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2811 on: Jun 19, 2012, 08:18:31 PM »
So he's doing it wrong, is what you're saying.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2812 on: Jun 19, 2012, 08:57:03 PM »
FACT


Well yeah... Just for starters, that looks more like some sort of porcupine than a beaver, and he isnt eating it at all, it looks more like hes having a conversation with it.


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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2813 on: Jun 19, 2012, 11:52:09 PM »
Crap.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2814 on: Jun 20, 2012, 12:26:57 AM »
Nobody these days holds the written word in such high esteem as police states do.  What statistic allows one to identify the Nations where Literature enjoys true consideration better than the sums appropriated for controlling and suppressing it.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2815 on: Jun 20, 2012, 12:51:54 AM »
Oh damn. I knew well the Oregon sperm whale incident, but I missed out on an easy point.
Well, this one is indirectly Oregon-related as well.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2816 on: Jun 20, 2012, 04:45:32 AM »
My wild ass just pooped. Therefore, CRAP.
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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2817 on: Jun 20, 2012, 04:58:57 AM »
Tuesday, June 19:  In the 1600s, the Vatican ruled that beaver meat was a fish, as far as Lent was concerned.  Fact or Crap?


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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2818 on: Jun 20, 2012, 07:48:42 AM »
My wild ass just pooped. Therefore, CRAP.

Jesus, dude.

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Re: Fact or Crap?
« Reply #2819 on: Jun 20, 2012, 08:56:28 AM »
Oh damn. I knew well the Oregon sperm whale incident, but I missed out on an easy point.
Well, this one is indirectly Oregon-related as well.

FACT.

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Tsk, you need to pay attention, sir.  You're in no position to let easy points go unclaimed.  ;)

My wild ass just pooped. Therefore, CRAP.

Um, oh dear.
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