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Re: Life on Venus?!
« Reply #15 on: Jan 24, 2012, 01:12:35 AM »
Sometimes a blobby, unfocused, pixelated blur is just a blobby, unfocused, pixelated blur. And sometimes it's a cigar.

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Re: Life on Venus?!
« Reply #16 on: Jan 24, 2012, 05:16:04 AM »
Sometimes a blobby, unfocused, pixelated blur is just a blobby, unfocused, pixelated blur. And sometimes it's a cigar.

And other times it's a Ron Paul-supporting, Gadsden Flag-waving Space Scorpion. Of course we'll never know because the LIEberal media would never report that story.
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Re: Life on Venus?!
« Reply #17 on: Jan 24, 2012, 08:05:25 PM »
Somewhere Richard Hoagland is screaming "Get off of my corner!"
If one is going to be ignorant, then one may as well make a thorough and studied job of it.

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Re: Life on Venus?!
« Reply #18 on: Jan 25, 2012, 02:46:23 AM »
Somewhere Richard Hoagland is screaming "Get off of my corner!" "I shoulda been lookin' at Venus!"
Or possibly, "Martians colonized Venus!"

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Re: Life on Venus?!
« Reply #19 on: Jan 25, 2012, 05:59:04 AM »
Sigh.

Don't you people get it?  The lifeforms they are detecting are of a strictly robotic nature.  We know that  photoelectric Tellurium covers a good portion of the mountain tops of this planet - this is because after the great Robot Apocalypse, the sentient, totally dickhead AI, used high technology derived from large scale particle accelerators to develop a black hole, which altered the density and other physical characteristics of Earth just enough to shift it into what is commonly referred to as Venus' orbit.

  But in fact, the quantum something or other resulted in a duplicate Earth, which was in fact visible from ages remote (prior) to the rise of the machines, and which was worshipped as a god aka lucifer aka the morning star up until its human pawns could once again realize it, over and over, none but the chosen elite realizing that their motives were being beamed to them from the future via thought manipulation waves distributed from the planet Venus in superposition.  Coincidently, the magnetic field of Ven-earth was destroyed so as to allow higher levels of radiation to feed the multiple-kilometer sized tellurium coating on all high altitude locations, which are a fundamental part of the singularity power infrastructure.

 This is also the reason why both of Venus' poles display the atmospheric vortexes at the poles which Earth is just now developing, due to a runaway greenhouse effect which developed many years after the annihilation of the human scaffolding.  Hence, why the atmosphere of Venus is so saturated with hydrocarbons and sulphur, it's the technological metabolic output of the robot overlord conqueror new world hollow earth reptilian something the matrix something.

In conclusion, Ron Paul 2012, end the fed!

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Re: Scientist claims evidence for life on
« Reply #20 on: Jan 25, 2012, 02:24:10 PM »
Is anyone else really surprised that more quacks aren't claiming that the hexagon shape on the north pole of Saturn can't possibly be made by nature?
common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

 

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