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Offline cedric86

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #555 on: Jun 13, 2012, 10:46:46 PM »
I'm not familiar with this Caylee person. What's the story?

Her mom murdered here and got away with it.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #556 on: Jun 13, 2012, 10:56:35 PM »


I do partially agree with the sentiment here, but it's ludicrous to suggest that no creative, innovative people have been fueled by booze. And Montel Williams, really?

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« Reply #557 on: Jun 13, 2012, 10:57:40 PM »
I'm not familiar with this Caylee person. What's the story?

She disappeared, was found dead. National outcry ensued when reports surfaced that her mom had a life. The outcry went through the roof when her mom was prosecuted for the killing and found not-guilty.

Nancy Grace has been having a non-stop orgasm ever since Caylee disappeared, and has milked the story for all its worth.


(Is it misogynist of me to speak in terms of Nancy Grace having orgasms?)

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #558 on: Jun 13, 2012, 11:05:42 PM »
(Is it misogynist of me to speak in terms of Nancy Grace having orgasms?)

It might be sexist... In my experience most people expressing the same sentiment about a male would say "creaming his pants". Could be some sexism involved in your choice to be less descriptive for a woman. (Sexist towards men? Towards women? Who knows...)
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #559 on: Jun 14, 2012, 01:53:02 AM »
My opinion: no. It's a graphic metaphor, but I don't see anything misogynistic about it. Can I ask why you'd be worried talking about a woman orgasming would be considered misogynistic? (Like I said, graphic and not something you'd say to elementary school kids, but nothing particularly woman-hating about admitting that women have orgasms. Orgasms, I think, are pretty gender-neutral.)

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #560 on: Jun 14, 2012, 02:03:38 AM »
I was just kidding. It was in reference to all the charges of misogyny which have been flying in our direction.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #561 on: Jun 14, 2012, 02:06:02 AM »
I was just kidding. It was in reference to all the charges of misogyny which have been flying in our direction.
I...see. :raise: Well played.

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« Reply #562 on: Jun 14, 2012, 04:16:28 AM »
Yeah, I got that you were joking. I was just going for the "take a joke and ruin it by answering seriously and over-thinking the answer" angle. :D
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #563 on: Jun 14, 2012, 10:26:09 AM »
Nancy Grace has been having a non-stop orgasm ever since Caylee disappeared, and has milked the story for all its worth.

(Is it misogynist of me to speak in terms of Nancy Grace having orgasms?)

Not if you discuss Rush Limbaugh in the same terms. Their acts are quite similar, although Rush tends to have more disdain while Grace has more outrage. Realistically both of them act like they're achieving climax when they get on a good tear. Given Rush's known drug problems and Viagra smuggling I suspect it's the only sexual thrill he can get anymore.

To be honest, I'd much rather contemplate Nancy grace having a climax than Rush Limbaugh.

I'd bet good money Glenn Beck cries. Not out of guilt for the child he just killed to achieve it, but because he cries at the drop of a hat. He looks bloated not because he's fat, but because he has vast reserves of tears ready to go. You could resolve regional droughts by sending Beck into the farmlands and forcing him to watch an endlessly looping video of Hitler dying.
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #564 on: Jun 14, 2012, 11:22:06 AM »
If there's one thing that I've learned from watching crime stories on the telly, it's that whoever the media think murdered someone, that is the person who did so with 100% accuracy. I mean, look at JonBenet Ramsey! Chandra Levy!
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« Reply #565 on: Jun 14, 2012, 12:33:05 PM »
If there's one thing that I've learned from watching crime stories on the telly, it's that whoever the media think murdered someone, that is the person who did so with 100% accuracy. I mean, look at JonBenet Ramsey! Chandra Levy!

I've always thought the situation with OJ was interesting. I didn't follow the case, and know little about it, but it's generally accepted that he was DEFINITELY guilty. So much so that it's normally automatically assumed in conversation.

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« Reply #566 on: Jun 14, 2012, 12:51:37 PM »
I actually recommend Vincent Bugliosi's book on the case, Outrage. Bugliosi is the guy who prosecuted the Charles Manson murders back in the 70s and as such knows a lot about how the justice system in LA works. He's also very bombastic and, shall we say, sure of himself, but that only makes for more entertaining reading. In a nutshell, what I've picked up from the case is that the prosecution did a monumentally horrible job presenting the case and Judge Ito allowed a crap-ton of things to go on that he shouldn't have. Lots of people like to toss out blame on the police, the defense attorneys, and the jury itself, but frankly the police did their job pretty well (not perfectly but things are rarely done perfectly), the defense just did what the defense is supposed to do, and if the juries accepted the veracity of an unstated conspiracy on the part of a racist cop and the entire police department to frame Simpson, a big part of why they may have accepted doubt is that the judge allowed crap like this to fester without it being stated explicitly and the prosecution did a piss-poor job of shooting this down.
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« Reply #567 on: Jun 15, 2012, 01:24:58 AM »
I second the Bugliosi book -- an excellent read. 

One of the blunders he points out was when the prosecution had OJ try on the gloves, without knowing whether they would fit him or not.  Later claiming that blood made them shrink did nothing to save their case. 
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« Reply #568 on: Jun 16, 2012, 02:07:28 AM »
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #569 on: Jun 16, 2012, 03:29:09 PM »
I'm not familiar with this Caylee person. What's the story?

Her mom murdered here and got away with it.

According to the all knowing Nancy Grace... ::)
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