Topic: Brainless things people say on Facebook

[Skeptress]

Got into an argument with a Kent Hovind disciple, a few gems:

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After I said that Kent spreads a wealth of misinformation:
 

I have not seen a single piece of misinformation comeing from him (Kent Hovind) , but plenty from that idiotic Junk Science Cr@p known as Evolution . You are just another Small-Minded Yankee Child . I will lay odds that I have read and understood nearly 10 times the books you have , both Religious and Evolution. You sound so Brain-Washed! Run and hide like all Evolutionist do when backed into a corner .

After trying to explain the big bang theory and evolution:

YES student NOTHING exploded nd became something! hahahaha ... then tell me whyyyyy everytime we see an explosion it DESTROYS something? nd not create something?? make fun of us but you think we came from soup o.O okkkaayyy. Why dont monkeys give birth to baby humans? I HAV NEVER EVEN SEEN THAT HAPPEN ONCE

After I asked her to read a few basic introductory articles on evolution/the big bang theory (As you will see, she didn't really read them):

BECAUSE I AM SMART AND OPEN MINDED, i read it...... but doesn't make sense why killing or stealing is against the law when the gov't obviously believes in evolution.. doesn't natural selection say only the FITTEST survive? might as well killl the obese nd old people.  so why is the billions always changing? i was taught 16 billions now it's 14? tomorrow 30? why don't scientist know? Maybe because they weren't there? nd i was taught natural selection that way. apparently people are being told to teach students things like this to make sure we don't make God be in it the plan. nd it kept saying UNIVERSE. don't you know UNI in latin means single? nd VERSE is SPOKEN setence? because God SPOKE "Let there be" nd there was

After i back her into a corner and answer all of her questions:

i know the Bible is God's word because it's the ONLY book that tells the future before it happens. nd no. God gives us a choice. satan is the one decieving you. read the book of Job. don't you know satan still goes to Heaven? he talks to God about YOU. saying if God allows him to do something to you it'll make you deny God. nd God allows it. Nd you proved satan right. God is a loving God. so give credit where it's due. Satan is putting doubt in your mind. It's his playground. So your serving satan who's been lying to you.

It begs the question, so i ask it: what does the bible predict?.....It turned into a fuknut free for all

who said anything about predicting? i'm saying it TELLS us the future. not predict the future. It teld us that the earth was round, it told us that there are nine planets, it told us about how vaccinations are evil, it told us about gravity, it told us about 9/11 before it happened, it predicted world war II and wolrd war I!

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I exited the conversation, seeing that she needs help beyond my capabilities.

What the hell is wrong with her A key?

[AQB24712]

[Citizen Skeptic]

That's half right.

[Obsequious]

Oh good Lord.

[pandamonium]

I know how to use both of those. 

Oh, oh, make a counter picture using the same text, but with a microscope/telescope and The Origin of Species! /brilliant idea

[Caffiene]

... or in church

[Traveler]

Reloadin' should be one of the three Rs.

[Citizen Skeptic]

Kids should be taught when they find either, they should not touch it. They can both be very dangerous. 

[PANTS!]

Yes - one should be used on the other.

[pandamonium]

Yes - one should be used on the other.

I don't think the Bible is going to do much damage to a gun.

[Citizen Skeptic]

One good thing is that you can now get shoulder holsters for both and the holster for the bible also lets you pack some extra ammo.

[Vincegamer]

Got into an argument with a Kent Hovind disciple, a few gems:

(click to show/hide)

After I said that Kent spreads a wealth of misinformation:
 

I have not seen a single piece of misinformation comeing from him (Kent Hovind) , but plenty from that idiotic Junk Science Cr@p known as Evolution . You are just another Small-Minded Yankee Child . I will lay odds that I have read and understood nearly 10 times the books you have , both Religious and Evolution. You sound so Brain-Washed! Run and hide like all Evolutionist do when backed into a corner .

After trying to explain the big bang theory and evolution:

YES student NOTHING exploded nd became something! hahahaha ... then tell me whyyyyy everytime we see an explosion it DESTROYS something? nd not create something?? make fun of us but you think we came from soup o.O okkkaayyy. Why dont monkeys give birth to baby humans? I HAV NEVER EVEN SEEN THAT HAPPEN ONCE

After I asked her to read a few basic introductory articles on evolution/the big bang theory (As you will see, she didn't really read them):

BECAUSE I AM SMART AND OPEN MINDED, i read it...... but doesn't make sense why killing or stealing is against the law when the gov't obviously believes in evolution.. doesn't natural selection say only the FITTEST survive? might as well killl the obese nd old people.  so why is the billions always changing? i was taught 16 billions now it's 14? tomorrow 30? why don't scientist know? Maybe because they weren't there? nd i was taught natural selection that way. apparently people are being told to teach students things like this to make sure we don't make God be in it the plan. nd it kept saying UNIVERSE. don't you know UNI in latin means single? nd VERSE is SPOKEN setence? because God SPOKE "Let there be" nd there was

After i back her into a corner and answer all of her questions:

i know the Bible is God's word because it's the ONLY book that tells the future before it happens. nd no. God gives us a choice. satan is the one decieving you. read the book of Job. don't you know satan still goes to Heaven? he talks to God about YOU. saying if God allows him to do something to you it'll make you deny God. nd God allows it. Nd you proved satan right. God is a loving God. so give credit where it's due. Satan is putting doubt in your mind. It's his playground. So your serving satan who's been lying to you.

It begs the question, so i ask it: what does the bible predict?.....It turned into a fuknut free for all

who said anything about predicting? i'm saying it TELLS us the future. not predict the future. It teld us that the earth was round, it told us that there are nine planets, it told us about how vaccinations are evil, it told us about gravity, it told us about 9/11 before it happened, it predicted world war II and wolrd war I!

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I exited the conversation, seeing that she needs help beyond my capabilities.

What the hell is wrong with her A key?

You have way more patience than I do. Her a is a lazy pinky finger or one time an attempt to avoid parental filters.
Did you at least tell her there are only 8 planets* so if the Bible says 9 (which it doesn't) then it's wrong?


*surrounding Sol.  There are billions around other stars.

[Obsequious]

That annoying "What other people think I do" meme has finally been applied to the world of woo:

[Obsequious]

I'd like to modify the above image to include an image of somebody masturbating, with the caption, "What I think you do."

[341gerbig]

That annoying "What other people think I do" meme has finally been applied to the world of woo:

Ftfy