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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #345 on: May 01, 2012, 06:30:13 PM »
Shouldn't the first step before posting some bullshit be checking that its true. 

Have you been to the internet?

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #346 on: May 01, 2012, 07:13:53 PM »
Shouldn't the first step before posting some bullshit be checking that its true. 

Have you been to the internet?
I know, but that's what she says when some points out the BS.  "I guess the next step is to check if it true."

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #347 on: May 01, 2012, 07:18:47 PM »
Wow, you should yell at her.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #348 on: May 01, 2012, 07:19:41 PM »
Or maybe just ask, "Then why the fuck did you post it if you don't know whether it's true? Do you understand that you lose credibility every time you do this?"

Oh, that would be sweet.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #349 on: May 01, 2012, 08:06:03 PM »
Years ago I had a coworker who had a tendency to forward every single chain letter she got. I got in the habit or hitting "Reply All"  with the debunking information, complete with sources. She started getting pissy with me for making her "look like a fool in front of the whole company!"

I pointed out that if she just Googled a fragment of the chain letter the debunking information would usually be the first thing to come up.

One day she forwarded the entire company a chain letter that had at least 20 generations of headers still intact. I wrote up a careful, succinct and well sourced debunking message and forwarded it to not just everyone in the company, but everyone in every level of the chain letter. A few hours later she came storming into my office screaming at me that I'd humiliated her in front of her friends as well as he coworkers. After she ranted for a good 20 minutes I calmly looked at her and said:

"Really? I did ALL that with 30 seconds of research?"

She didn't stop sending the mass e-mails, but she did stop including me in the list of people who got her drivel.
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #350 on: May 01, 2012, 08:34:14 PM »
Where was management in all this? If I ran a company, I would make damned sure people didn't forward chain e-mails through the company's mail system.

You should have gone to HR and told them you felt the woman's e-mails were creating a hostile work environment: hostile to your brain.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #351 on: May 01, 2012, 08:47:18 PM »
Years ago I had a coworker who had a tendency to forward every single chain letter she got. I got in the habit or hitting "Reply All"  with the debunking information, complete with sources. She started getting pissy with me for making her "look like a fool in front of the whole company!"

I pointed out that if she just Googled a fragment of the chain letter the debunking information would usually be the first thing to come up.

One day she forwarded the entire company a chain letter that had at least 20 generations of headers still intact. I wrote up a careful, succinct and well sourced debunking message and forwarded it to not just everyone in the company, but everyone in every level of the chain letter. A few hours later she came storming into my office screaming at me that I'd humiliated her in front of her friends as well as he coworkers. After she ranted for a good 20 minutes I calmly looked at her and said:

"Really? I did ALL that with 30 seconds of research?"

She didn't stop sending the mass e-mails, but she did stop including me in the list of people who got her drivel.

I did this once. For a while I was getting emails for another guy with my name (his email address was slightly different). Someone send this email to a long list of recipients, about some "killer computer virus" which could make your hard drives explode or some such nonsense. I Reply-All'd and linked to Snopes, saying there is no such thing as a virus which can do this, and that forwarding this kind of crap is a waste of time. She got really upset about being "humiliated" in front of her peers, and then went on to say how she'd known me for years and would never have expected me to do such a thing. I had to explain to her that I was not the person she thought I was, she didn't know me from a bar of soap, and I have to deal with bullshit emails like this every single day.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #352 on: May 02, 2012, 10:10:43 AM »
Where was management in all this? If I ran a company, I would make damned sure people didn't forward chain e-mails through the company's mail system.

You should have gone to HR and told them you felt the woman's e-mails were creating a hostile work environment: hostile to your brain.

It was a small company. The woman sending the e-mail was the comptroller, and the closest thing to HR the company had. She was also one of the owner's drinking buddies, and had been for years. She once tried to get me fired for "incompetence" because her Windows 98 machine kept crashing when the Windows machines at her husband's accounting firm were rock solid. I got to explain to the owner the difference between Windows 98 and Windows NT. HE got it, which saved my job and earned her an upgrade to Windows NT. She never got the difference, insisting "Windows is Windows". When her computer stopped crashing after I switched her to NT, she started telling everyone that the "only way he could fix my computer was by breaking the speakers." There were no NT drivers for her sound card, and the generic ones didn't work. This, was, of course, due entirely to my incompetence.

Did I mention her father was Jewish, she was deeply ant-Semitic, was ALWAYS saying how evil and cheap Jews were, yet insisted she wasn't racist because "My Father's a Kike, and I eat matza and butter all the time! I KNOW Jews because I grew up with one."

It takes a special kind of clueless to use a vile racial slur in the same sentence in which you insist you aren't racist.
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #353 on: May 02, 2012, 01:42:59 PM »
Give me her e-mail address. I will send her urgent warnings about various crime waves and health hazards I heard about somewhere.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #354 on: May 02, 2012, 02:06:41 PM »
Give me her e-mail address. I will send her urgent warnings about various crime waves and health hazards I heard about somewhere.

It's been years since I worked with her, and I suspect she's retired by now. If so, she is NOT going to be anywhere near a computer.
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #355 on: May 02, 2012, 02:11:06 PM »
Posted just now on FB:



I am especially taken with the idea that Spielberg is using CGI to add "contrails" to old films. You know, to fool you into thinking airplanes have always had them.

Do people actually believe this shit?

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #356 on: May 02, 2012, 02:23:25 PM »
Do people actually believe this shit?


Careful! The dumb goes deeper than you could possibly imagine.
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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #357 on: May 02, 2012, 02:26:03 PM »
I've talked to the rainbow lady on YouTube! She even sent me a personal message thanking me for being chivalrous! Somebody had called her a bitch, and I'd informed him that a gentleman would never use such a term.

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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #358 on: May 02, 2012, 02:27:17 PM »
Do people actually believe this shit?


Careful! The dumb goes deeper than you could possibly imagine.


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Re: Brainless things people say on Facebook
« Reply #359 on: May 02, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »
Do people actually believe this shit?


Careful! The dumb goes deeper than you could possibly imagine.


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