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Offline Obsequious

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World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« on: Feb 12, 2012, 12:13:19 PM »
I suppose I could just put this in my thread about stupid things people say on Facebook, because that's where I found the following link, but since it was shared without comment, I'll give it its own thread.

World's Pyramids Beaming Energy To Mysterious Space Cloud

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Although NASA covered up the strange photon cloud that's now enveloped the solar system, the word has leaked out from some scientists.

And now, as the ominous cloud approaches it's affecting the sun and planets in measurable ways.

Amazingly, as the bizarre energy invades our space, some of the world's most famous pyramids are generating intense energy.

Several incredible incidents of visible power beams shooting skywards into space towards the region of the alien photonic cloud are well-documented.

At the same time, people around the world began hearing and recording frightening sounds—noises that seem as if the Earth itself is moaning and wailing.

All the phenomena—including measurements of the never-before-seen gigantic electrification of the turbulent sun—seem to be centered on the deadly photonic cloud that some have called a 'potential Doomsday space event.'

Ancient pyramids awake after centuries, millennia of slumber

Tourists screamed, others shot hasty videos with their camera phones as the Mayan pyramid rumbled. But no earthquake followed, instead a brilliant beam of light shot skyward into space as awed onlookers gasped, wondering what it meant.



Mayan energy beam. Processed image on right shows hidden lightning bolt



There's more to the article, including additional images of pyramids shooting energy beams into the sky, but it's all such un-sourced rubbish that I don't even have the inclination to continue copying and pasting the rest of it. I do enjoy the term, "alien photonic cloud," though, and I intend to work that phrase into conversation as much as possible.

Actually, I have to quote one more piece of this article, because it's sooooooo important:

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The deadly photon belt

NASA and the European Space Agency have been warning the world for two years about the approaching catastrophes that may unfold during 2012 to 2013. Few listened.




Did you happen to miss all those warnings from NASA and the ESA? Don't feel bad if you did, because the mainstream media was surely colluding with The Powers That Be to hide the truth from you.

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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #1 on: Feb 13, 2012, 10:56:53 AM »
Why didn't the Mayans use this super knowledge to protect themselves from the white man and their scary horses and boom sticks?
common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #2 on: Feb 13, 2012, 11:17:51 AM »
Why didn't the Mayans use this super knowledge to protect themselves from the white man and their scary horses and boom sticks?

I think the Mayans had already ceased to be a civilization at that point, but I get your point.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #3 on: Feb 13, 2012, 11:22:16 AM »
Why didn't the Mayans use this super knowledge to protect themselves from the white man and their scary horses and boom sticks?

I think the Mayans had already ceased to be a civilization at that point, but I get your point.

Damn. I need to study my history.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #4 on: Feb 13, 2012, 11:40:05 AM »
Anywho.. a photon cloud, huh?

I'm going to let someone who is more versed in physics step on that one, but I could probably do a passable job in my own right.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #5 on: Feb 13, 2012, 12:34:10 PM »
Photon cloud... enveloping the solar system... well, one of the 'measurable ways' it would affect us might be a bright night sky <looks out window> which doesn't seem to be the case. Unless omnipotent NASA has spread a gigantic space blanket (added benefit: explains global warming), around Earth to protect us from The Truth.

There is something about the first picture that reminds me of computer games. Not quite sure way.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #6 on: Feb 13, 2012, 01:37:36 PM »
<snip>Unless omnipotent NASA has spread a gigantic space blanket (added benefit: explains global warming), around Earth to protect us from The Truth.<snip>

We must spread the truth about Global Quilting!

Is it just me, or does the 'energy beam' in the first picture look a bit out of alignment with the pyramid, as in it's 'firing' a couple of degrees off?
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #7 on: Feb 13, 2012, 02:31:49 PM »
Someone played the Uldum zone in WOW a feww too many times.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #8 on: Feb 13, 2012, 02:50:02 PM »
Anywho.. a photon cloud, huh?

I'm going to let someone who is more versed in physics step on that one, but I could probably do a passable job in my own right.

Everything is kinda always in a photon "cloud" all of the time, since our universe is made of stuff that constantly emits photons because everything is at a temperature higher than absolute zero.


I like this bit too:

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The pyramids—natural reservoirs of earth energy and advanced capacitors engineered to draw upon the planet's magnetic force field—are releasing and blasting pure energy into the drifting space cloud engulfing our defenseless planetary system.

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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #9 on: Feb 13, 2012, 02:54:42 PM »
Anywho.. a photon cloud, huh?

I'm going to let someone who is more versed in physics step on that one, but I could probably do a passable job in my own right.

Everything is kinda always in a photon "cloud" all of the time, since our universe is made of stuff that constantly emits photons because everything is at a temperature higher than absolute zero.

Would anybody even be able to see a photon cloud as described in that link? If the photons aren't moving they can't reach our eyes.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #10 on: Feb 13, 2012, 02:55:00 PM »
Ah, "Pure Energy"... right up there with "quatum" for spotting BS...
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #11 on: Feb 13, 2012, 03:04:37 PM »
Ah, "Pure Energy"... right up there with "quatum" for spotting BS...

TBH, I prefer my energy to be at least 3/4ths impure.  Pure energy is completely overrated.

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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #12 on: Feb 13, 2012, 05:49:18 PM »
<snip>Unless omnipotent NASA has spread a gigantic space blanket (added benefit: explains global warming), around Earth to protect us from The Truth.<snip>

We must spread the truth about Global Quilting!

Is it just me, or does the 'energy beam' in the first picture look a bit out of alignment with the pyramid, as in it's 'firing' a couple of degrees off?

They are using technology that they don't completely understand (as it was left to the Mayans by the aliens). The energy beam is presently misfiring, but this is primary due to the negative energy effects of our lizard overlords and psychologists. Scepticism is also hurting the output of the beams which would, in a perfect world be brighter and far less imaginary.

Anywho.. a photon cloud, huh?

I'm going to let someone who is more versed in physics step on that one, but I could probably do a passable job in my own right.

Everything is kinda always in a photon "cloud" all of the time, since our universe is made of stuff that constantly emits photons because everything is at a temperature higher than absolute zero.


I like this bit too:

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The pyramids—natural reservoirs of earth energy and advanced capacitors engineered to draw upon the planet's magnetic force field—are releasing and blasting pure energy into the drifting space cloud engulfing our defenseless planetary system.


I've long been concerned about the blasting of impure energy into the drifting photon space cloud of goodness. Fortunately, we are only using pure energy which, presumably, is better for the environment and the cloud.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #13 on: Feb 13, 2012, 08:03:26 PM »
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Would anybody even be able to see a photon cloud as described in that link? If the photons aren't moving they can't reach our eyes.


You're right, I think, we wouldn't be able to see it.  I don't even know if a finite photon cloud (or "belt" as it is pictured in the article) makes any sense since photons are pretty much always zipping around at the speed of light in free space.  You'd need like a black hole or something to hold them all in place, and if that were happening in our solar system we'd have bigger worries than the resulting photon cloud.

Edit: So, this apparently isn't a new idea.
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Re: World's Pyarmids Beaming Energy to Mysterious Space Cloud
« Reply #14 on: Feb 13, 2012, 08:06:26 PM »
Also, big news - we actually already entered into the photon belt in 2000, followed by the 5th dimension in 2005: