Thursday, October 23
For just $160,000, you can buy a bulletproof bed.
The Quantum Sleeper is a bed that can offer you protection from everyday hazards like biochemical attacks, kidnappers, natural disasters, and armed attacks. This bulletproof "safe room" bed includes a microwave, refrigerator, Internet connection, short-wave radio, and CD player - a bargain at $160,000. Sweet dreams!