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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1905 on: October 24, 2014, 06:31:30 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1906 on: October 24, 2014, 06:34:45 AM »

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The Walt Disney animated movie Pinocchio was rated "R" when it opened in Hartford, Connecticut, in 1940 because the character Jiminy Cricket uses the word "ass" when he says to Pinocchio, "Make an ass outta yourself" during the film's Pleasure Island scene.

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1907 on: October 24, 2014, 06:58:52 AM »

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The Walt Disney animated movie Pinocchio was rated "R" when it opened in Hartford, Connecticut, in 1940 because the character Jiminy Cricket uses the word "ass" when he says to Pinocchio, "Make an ass outta yourself" during the film's Pleasure Island scene.


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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1908 on: October 24, 2014, 07:13:29 AM »
Ain't no crap on me.
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1909 on: October 24, 2014, 07:41:21 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1910 on: October 24, 2014, 08:29:31 AM »
CRAP!

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1911 on: October 24, 2014, 09:00:13 AM »
I don't even need an exclamation point from PANTS! to know that this is CRAP!
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1912 on: October 24, 2014, 10:30:20 AM »
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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1913 on: October 24, 2014, 11:33:00 AM »
crap.

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1914 on: October 24, 2014, 11:38:14 AM »
Crap.

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Re: Fact or Crap? 2014 Edition
« Reply #1915 on: October 24, 2014, 01:43:30 PM »
crap,
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