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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #30 on: Feb 22, 2012, 02:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Slick on Feb 22, 2012, 02:06:21 PM
Why are you dealing with wussy FORTRAN when you can just as easily program in machine language? Here. 110010101010111010101 I just turned your computer off.

LOL. My first words when I saw an Apple for the first time:

"Why would anyone buy a computer that didn't have lights and switches. How are you going to debug anything?"

I'm such a dinosaur.
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #31 on: Feb 22, 2012, 02:08:27 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Slick on Feb 22, 2012, 02:06:21 PM
Why are you dealing with wussy FORTRAN when you can just as easily program in machine language? Here. 110010101010111010101 I just turned your computer off.

Machine language?  Pff.  I turn on and off all of the transistors manually.  You just need a steady hand.
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #32 on: Feb 22, 2012, 02:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Beη on Feb 22, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
Quote from: Johnny Slick on Feb 22, 2012, 02:06:21 PM
Why are you dealing with wussy FORTRAN when you can just as easily program in machine language? Here. 110010101010111010101 I just turned your computer off.

Machine language?  Pff.  I turn on and off all of the transistors manually.  You just need a steady hand.

Transistors? Pff. Vacuum tubes baby. If they don't glow, they ain't working.
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #33 on: Feb 22, 2012, 05:19:44 PM »
Transistors? Real men use gears in their difference engines. ::)
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #34 on: Feb 22, 2012, 07:19:09 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Slick on Feb 22, 2012, 05:19:44 PM
Transistors? Real men use gears in their difference engines. ::)

I've seen one of the only two in existence do its polynomial magic. It's a beautiful thing if you're into lots of gears. The add-on "steam punk" printer was pretty cool too.
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #35 on: Feb 23, 2012, 05:52:32 AM »
REAL MEN USE A SLAVE-POWERED ABACUS
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #36 on: Feb 23, 2012, 05:16:30 PM »
REAL MEN HAVE NOT YET ADVANCED TO THE ABILITY TO USE SIMPLE TOOLS
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #37 on: Feb 24, 2012, 06:01:37 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Slick on Feb 23, 2012, 05:16:30 PM
REAL MEN HAVE NOT YET ADVANCED TO THE ABILITY TO USE SIMPLE TOOLS

REAL MEN HAVE NOT YET EVOLVED TO THE POINT WHERE THEY COULD MORPHOLOGICALLY BE CONSIDERED "MEN"
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #38 on: Feb 24, 2012, 11:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Slick on Feb 23, 2012, 05:16:30 PM
REAL MEN HAVE NOT YET ADVANCED TO THE ABILITY TO USE SIMPLE TOOLS

That's the reason the fsm gave us power tools.
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Re: Java programming.. HELP!
« Reply #39 on: Feb 24, 2012, 04:58:18 PM »
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