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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #150 on: Apr 04, 2012, 11:52:45 AM »
You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.


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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #151 on: Apr 04, 2012, 12:38:54 PM »
You act as though you're from New Jersey.

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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #152 on: Apr 04, 2012, 12:42:07 PM »
You have a face for radio and a voice for mime.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #153 on: Apr 04, 2012, 01:33:35 PM »
Still better than you having the brain of a gerbil.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #154 on: Apr 04, 2012, 01:51:41 PM »
I am astounded at the density of shining wits in this thread.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #155 on: Apr 04, 2012, 01:53:38 PM »
Doesn't take much to impress you.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #156 on: Apr 04, 2012, 02:07:26 PM »


The "shining wit" insult is an old one, meant to suggest the person about whom one speaks is a whining shit.

Kids these days have no appreciation for the classics.

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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #157 on: Apr 04, 2012, 02:14:35 PM »
You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #158 on: Apr 04, 2012, 11:54:48 PM »
Stop sodomizing my goat!  :argh:

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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #159 on: Apr 05, 2012, 01:06:40 PM »
You are such a bad lay even your goat looks elsewhere.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #160 on: Apr 07, 2012, 09:08:31 PM »
I laugh at your words! Hahaha. And then I poop on them.

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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #161 on: Apr 08, 2012, 12:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Paul Keating, Aussie Politician in attacking a knob jockey from the other party
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #162 on: Apr 09, 2012, 05:39:00 AM »
You have a razor like wit: razor thin that is.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #163 on: Apr 09, 2012, 08:21:52 AM »
Are you just visiting this planet ?


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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #164 on: Apr 09, 2012, 08:23:26 AM »
Considering this Planets most evolved life form, you being one of them, is that really an insult?  It certainly was not witty.,
Nobody these days holds the written word in such high esteem as police states do.  What statistic allows one to identify the Nations where Literature enjoys true consideration better than the sums appropriated for controlling and suppressing it.
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