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Offline Cognoscento

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The witty insult game.
« on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:21:34 PM »
In this thread you will come up with the most cutting insult, the most witty barb, the most droll slight and unleash it on the person who posts above you.  Now when I say witty, I mean it!  No "yo mamma" jokes! This is ment to be a rapier strike, not a blow from a warhammer!

Since I am starting this thread, I await the first assult.  "Have at you, scurvy dog!"
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #1 on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:27:25 PM »
 ::)

You probably think you're a wit.  You're half right.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #2 on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:34:54 PM »
Is there no beginning to your good taste? ::)
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #3 on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Cognoscento on Mar 10, 2012, 03:34:54 PM
Is there no beginning to your good taste? ::)

Outside of the Event Horizon, unlike your own unreachable good taste.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #4 on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:38:40 PM »
Quote from: David E. on Mar 10, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Cognoscento on Mar 10, 2012, 03:34:54 PM
Is there no beginning to your good taste? ::)

Outside of the Event Horizon, unlike your own unreachable good taste.

Don't you ever get tired of having you around?
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #5 on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:42:21 PM »
Quote from: Cognoscento on Mar 10, 2012, 03:38:40 PM
Quote from: David E. on Mar 10, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Cognoscento on Mar 10, 2012, 03:34:54 PM
Is there no beginning to your good taste? ::)

Outside of the Event Horizon, unlike your own unreachable good taste.

Don't you ever get tired of having you around?

Looks like you actually don't any assistance in googling "witty insult".  Congratulations.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #6 on: Mar 10, 2012, 03:45:47 PM »
Quote from: Jim S on Mar 10, 2012, 03:42:21 PM
Quote from: Cognoscento on Mar 10, 2012, 03:38:40 PM
Quote from: David E. on Mar 10, 2012, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Cognoscento on Mar 10, 2012, 03:34:54 PM
Is there no beginning to your good taste? ::)

Outside of the Event Horizon, unlike your own unreachable good taste.

Don't you ever get tired of having you around?

Looks like you actually don't any assistance in googling "witty insult".  Congratulations.

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #7 on: Mar 10, 2012, 05:04:20 PM »
I'd participate in this battle of wits, but I don't like going up against an unarmed opponent.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #8 on: Mar 10, 2012, 06:17:11 PM »
DonA1979,

Words from your mouth are like shit from the ass.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #9 on: Mar 10, 2012, 06:22:48 PM »
Most of you in here don't have the wit to be amused by this.

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I say most, because I am in here.
« Last Edit: Mar 10, 2012, 06:25:51 PM by David E. »
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #10 on: Mar 10, 2012, 06:30:38 PM »
Just the omission of David's posts alone would make a fairly good forum out of a forum that hadn't a post in it.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #11 on: Mar 10, 2012, 07:03:43 PM »
The only thing standing in the way of of your dreams....

...is that the person having them is you.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #12 on: Mar 10, 2012, 07:35:24 PM »
... with all due respect:
Wouldn't this be more appropriate in the Explicit group?
« Last Edit: Mar 10, 2012, 07:37:37 PM by unixTechie »
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #13 on: Mar 10, 2012, 08:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Boßel on Mar 10, 2012, 06:17:11 PM
DonA1979,

Words from your mouth are like shit from the ass.

But unlike you, an ass has a purpose.
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Re: The witty insult game.
« Reply #14 on: Mar 10, 2012, 08:33:27 PM »
Both your Humour and Accuracy are highly questionable. 
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