Thank you! Thank you! This award goes out to all ya'll. I couldn't have done it alone. I'd like to thank; the bored teenagers who threw this shopping cart off the bridge in the middle of the night (probably), the traffic jam that made me walk across the opposite side of that bridge that day, the burly roughnecks highly skilled gentlemen and gentlewomen who built that bridge and their supervisors and the civil engineers who designed it, and thank you to the tax payers for paying for this blasted socialist infrastructure, and the jobs and training that go into it, all of which is destroying the freedoms of this once blessed country. I would also like to thank the company corporate person that built this shopping cart for providing American jobs to real American persons. A special thanks to the fine engineers who saw fit to stick a crappy 1.3 megapixel camera in my phone, and to the developers at Adobe and Apple for providing software that allows me to fake things with a subpar toy camera. I'd like to thank all of my instructors throughout art school for allowing me to continue on and repeat every semester I flunked for like 15 years in a row because I was too lazy to turn in assignments and too agoraphobic to participate in class. Also, thanks to the barnacles, and to the one true God for making the tides go out that afternoon. All hail mighty Poseidon and his beautiful consorts.
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