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Songs about genitalia
« on: Apr 13, 2012, 02:53:30 PM »
Here are a couple to start the list.

Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls


Jellyfish He's My Best Friend
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #1 on: Apr 13, 2012, 03:37:48 PM »
The Penis Song
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #2 on: Apr 14, 2012, 02:33:33 AM »
Upon reading the thread title, I immediately thought of this one:

Chuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling (1972)
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #3 on: Apr 14, 2012, 02:40:31 AM »
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King Missile - Detachable Penis

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #4 on: Apr 14, 2012, 06:00:27 AM »
Tori Amos - Professional Widow (Original Version)


Tori Amos Professional Widow (It's Gotta be Big)
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #5 on: Apr 14, 2012, 08:21:32 AM »
One of my favorites from my childhood...

AC/DC - Big Balls w/lyrics

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #6 on: Apr 14, 2012, 09:24:41 AM »
Gunther-ding ding dong


Saturday Night Live - Dick In A Box


The Vagina Song
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #7 on: Apr 14, 2012, 09:38:42 AM »
HOLY SHIT AQB!  You just became my bestest internet friend, by posting Jellyfish.  One of the world most underrated bands ever.

I like

Primus "Wynonna's Big Brown Beaver"

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver


and XTC "Pink Thing" - Which may be about his kid, or his cock.

Pink Thing by XTC


O.P.P. - Naughty by Nature.  Equal opportunity genitalia represented here.  (Now for the ladies OPP mean somethin' diffr'nt)

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Stuffin Martha's Muffin - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper (feat The Moron Tallywacker Choir)

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And perhaps the best song about a vagina ever

http://vodpod.com/watch/1176769-prince-little-red-corvette

I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine indeed.  (Prince doesn't allow embedding - sorry.)
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #8 on: Apr 15, 2012, 07:23:31 AM »
Ween, waving my dick in the wind
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Amanda Palmer & the young punks Map of Tasmania
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #9 on: Apr 15, 2012, 07:57:22 AM »
Map of Tasmania. Brilliant, and so obvious.

Now if you excuse me I am off to stimulate Hobart. If you know what I mean.
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #10 on: Apr 15, 2012, 09:10:07 AM »
I saw that video for the first time here, Karyn posted, it's pretty awesome.
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #11 on: Apr 15, 2012, 10:47:03 AM »
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #12 on: Apr 15, 2012, 11:01:57 AM »
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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #13 on: Apr 16, 2012, 11:37:24 PM »
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I love that this was released as an instrumental so better emcees could make a better song of it than 'Fitty Cent' did.

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Re: Songs about genitalia
« Reply #14 on: Apr 18, 2012, 09:18:05 AM »
Depending on how we interpret this there could be a whole lot of rap songs that qualify. Many of 2 live crews have genitals in the title, but I’m at work now and can’t get to you tube to post links.
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