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What Slasher film stereotype are you?

The Jock
1 (4.8%)
The Cheerleader
0 (0%)
The Nerd
11 (52.4%)
The Token Guy
4 (19%)
Final Girl
5 (23.8%)

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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #15 on: Apr 30, 2012, 11:46:15 PM »
I'll be the guy who's not in the film. Nothing interesting ever happens to me.

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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2012, 12:08:45 AM »
Nothing interesting ever happens to me.

That's probably the slasher's perspective. :)
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2012, 02:01:59 AM »
Definitely a Final Girl.  :-[ Except I wouldn't survive.

How can you be a virgin if you have two kids?

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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2012, 02:08:22 AM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2012, 07:57:42 AM »
Oh my.
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2012, 11:41:02 AM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2012, 11:52:02 AM »
 :'(
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2012, 12:20:04 PM »
From the OP, I guess I'd fall under Token Guy. 
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2012, 12:22:03 PM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?

Please, the way I am lviing my life right now, I may never have sex again and I don't miss it. 
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
I chose Final Girl because I would like to think I am strong enough to make it, maybe even girlie enough...  :-*

I like the idea of Citizen Skeptic being the actual slasher.  :laugh:

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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2012, 12:27:05 PM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?

Please, the way I am lviing my life right now, I may never have sex again and I don't miss it.
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2012, 12:39:41 PM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?

Please, the way I am lviing my life right now, I may never have sex again and I don't miss it.
:'(

Don't be sad. I don't miss it either. :)

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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2012, 12:46:30 PM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?

Please, the way I am lviing my life right now, I may never have sex again and I don't miss it.
:'(

Don't be sad. I don't miss it either. :)

At my age, it's too much work or too much money.
:'(
"There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."  Kurt Vonnegut
"You can bet your last money it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey."  Don Cornelius
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2012, 01:01:51 PM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?

Please, the way I am lviing my life right now, I may never have sex again and I don't miss it.
:'(

Don't be sad. I don't miss it either. :)

At my age, it's too much work or too much money.
:'(

Think of the time it frees up and what else you can do with it. :)
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Re: What Slasher film stereotype are you?
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2012, 01:20:27 PM »
I'm currently of the opinion that if you go too long without sex you revert to virginity.

I can count the time in years. Is that enough time?

I don't know. We need a unicorn to test the hypothesis.
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