Topic: Harmless, the Fundamentalist horror movie about a haunted box of porn

[AQB24712]

Would you believe that I did not even know what a Chick tract was until this forum? 

Nice Jewish boy from New Jersey?  Yep, I believe it. 

I found those wretched things fascinating and terrifying as a kid.  But I can't blame HC/W.  They seemed to sprout up all over Mercer County, West Virginia, like mushrooms after a long rain.

[Ravenhull]

Well, I got curious and looked.  They are up to $486 with 4 days to go... 

[Halleyscomet/Wakefield]

Would you believe that I did not even know what a Chick tract was until this forum? 

Nice Jewish boy from New Jersey?  Yep, I believe it. 

I found those wretched things fascinating and terrifying as a kid.  But I can't blame HC/W.  They seemed to sprout up all over Mercer County, West Virginia, like mushrooms after a long rain.

The mushroom comparison is an apt one, given the wealth of bullshit involved.

[arthwollipot]

I'm pretty sure that in this thread we've written a better movie than the original.

Someone get on that.

[Halleyscomet/Wakefield]

I'm pretty sure that in this thread we've written a better movie than the original.

Someone get on that.

Anyone with film experience care to be part of the kickstarter?

[lukebourassa]

If I JO to this trailer, have I nullified the project?

[Neon Genesis]

Johnny Depp should be in this movie.